Monday, 17 September 2012

Is the EFCC Turning the Spotlight on the Judiciary?


EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has unveiled plans to arrest and try corrupt members of the Nigerian judiciary in what analysts are referring to as a positive new development.
The Nigerian judiciary routinely engages directly or indirectly in grand corruption, however the anti-corruption emphasis has never fallen on the learned silk. EFCC officials usually prosecute corrupt Nigerian elite, who in turn bribe the judges and get their cases thrown out of court.
One popular happenstance was the case of Peter Odili, the former Governor of Rivers State who is reported to have looted over N160 billion, and has fallen off the map since the end of his tenure in 2007.
The EFCC was keen on prosecuting and convicting Peter Odili, that is until he ran to a friendly judge and obtained a perpetual injuction restraining the Nigerian government and people from punishing him for grand looting.
Another popular case was James Ibori who was severally acquitted by Nigerian courts, but later convicted by a British Judge and is currently serving time in London.
According to inside sources at the EFCC, several high court judges are under investigation and will soon be charged for corruption. The EFCC is said to have damaging financial evidence against the judges, probably a case of bribe taking in other to subvert the natural course of justice.
As the Nigerian people await more details as to who the culprits are, the EFCC needs to be strengthened and encouraged by the Federal Government to continue to bring the enemies of our commonwealth to real justice.
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Nigerians are 4th biggest foreign spenders in UK – Guardian report


On her twice-yearly visits to London from Nigeria, Victoria Appiah stocks up on everything she needs for the next six months. “I basically only do food shopping back home,” she says, standing outside Marks & Spencer’s flagship store in Marble Arch, central London.
“It’s not that you can’t get these things in Lagos, but everything here is much more reasonably priced.”If you want cheap products, Chinese-made have taken over in Nigeria, and you can’t always vouch for quality.”
Thousands of Nigerians agree. Visitors from the west African nation are the UK’s fourth biggest foreign spenders, ringing up an average £500 in each shop where they make purchases – four times what the average UK shopper spends.
Holidaying or visiting relatives abroad is increasingly open to millions of middle class Nigerians, with the number of visitors to the UK increasing by more than 50% to 142,000 a year in the decade ending 2011, according to the Office for National Statistics.
In a country projected to become Africa’s biggest economy next year, and the world’s fifth most populous by 2050, businesses at home and abroad are cashing in.
In Debenhams’ Oxford Street branch, signs in Hausa, one of the official Nigerian languages in the country’s largely impoverished north, direct shoppers to items on sale. This year, the shop said that Nigerian customers were its biggest overseas spenders. Daily flights plying the lucrative route between Nigeria and the UK have ballooned in the last decade. British Airways permits almost double the normal baggage allowance for the six-hour haul. In some cases, Nigerians are literally using their deeper pockets on sprees. Shola Obadeyu wore a heavy duffel coat while queueing in Heathrow for a flight back to her sweltering home city of Abuja. “I can save [airline] baggage space by putting small things like vest tops and underwear in the pockets,” she said as she queued with other passengers, almost all struggling with bulging suitcases. Back in Abuja, Obadeyu sells wares bought in London “at prices that don’t kill you”.
Others are tapping the market. A mushrooming middle class snapped up 10m microwaves last year. Big name brands from Apple to Zara have sprung up to feed those aspirations.The African-based discount supermarket giant Shoprite is pouring $205m into its current three outlets in Nigeria, while the US hypermarket Walmart sees scope for 50 outlets in the country.
On a recent trip back from Europe, Marie Claire Lienou lugged 50kg of frozen meat in a freezer bag back to Nigeria. “You can’t compare [Shoprite's] prices here with their prices in Europe. For 10 steaks there I can buy two here. You just pay what you have to for the convenience and guarantees,” she said, pushing a trolley laden with relative luxuries such as bagged salads.”Nigeria is very crowded, traffic is terrible, fakes [wares] are everywhere. The only thing I’ll buy from the market is fresh bulk vegetables, because there are no fake tomatoes,” she added.
Being middle class in Nigeria isn’t cheap. In a brightly lit KFC across the shopping centre, Taiwo Edun, an engineer, treated his girlfriend to crispy chicken and chips, a luxury beyond the reach of many at $20 (£13) a pop.”I don’t consider myself in the super-rich class, I’m not chartering flights for my friends to go on holiday like some Nigerians can. But I can come here maybe once a month,” he said.
The widespread corruption and infrastructure woes that plague Nigeria – including daily power blackouts that are smoothed over by millions of generators – push up the costs of running businesses here, keeping most dependent on informal, market-style retail.Abrupt plans to introduce a new 5,000 naira (£20) note worth five times the current highest bill have caused an outcry, with market sellers saying it would drive up prices.On the back of one of the notes will be Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, mother of the Afrobeat singer Fela Kuti. Ransome-Kuti made her name as an activist with a mass protest against policies that increased prices for market women.Meanwhile, those who can afford it continue to see a better deal abroad. The country’s central bank throws billions of dollars into propping up the naira at artificially high rates, hurting millions of local exporters and encouraging Nigeria’s shopping exodus.Indicating her clutch of M&S carrier bags, Appiah said it was her five-year-old grandson’s favourite shop.”As long as the weather is not too cold, Nigerians will be shopping in London,” she said.
  DailyPost

Corporate Gains, Human Deficit By Wole Soyinka

Professor Wole Soyinka delivered this  lecture titled: ''Corporate Gains and Human Deficit'' at an event organised by Women Arise to mark the 79th birthday of Dr. Tunji Braithwaite on Monday September  17th 2012 at the  Airport Hotelin Ikeja, Lagos.
A month of human challenges, providentially arranged for a lifelong combatant as birthday present. Who can forget the late Tai Solarin’s favourite salutation – May your road be rough!
Where shall we begin? Oh yes – over two hundred workers burnt, suffocated or propelled themselves onto distant ground as a kinder form of death. Scene of crime? Pakistan, perhaps the most densely populated nation of sweat-shops on the globe. Right or wrong, it does not really matter. What matters to us are the circumstances under which this already marginalized humanity, wage slaves in the worst sense of the word, perished. They never stood a chance. The reports testify that only one exit was available, the rest having been locked to ensure that the workers did not quit their shifts before closing time. Since over a hundred years, even all the way to the dark days of crude European mining technology, cheap systems for clocking in and out have become routine. But not there, apparently, not In Pakistan. The workers were sealed in, just as you slot pole barriers through barricades on cattle destined for the slaughter house. In an emergency - of which, surely fire hazards must be pre-eminent in any functioning mind - there is no way out of a death so clearly foretold. The sweat shop operators, the profiteers of slave labour, blind to all humane considerations except to extract the maximum return for minimum wages, cram men and women into suffocating conditions, barred and bolted to ensure that the last micro-second of labour’s worth is not left out of reckoning.  Just the one exit. When catastrophe comes calling, the world sounds surprised. We are inundated with sentiments of shock – as you see, I have just added my own quota. Nonetheless, I also ask myself - why? Why the shock?
I try – and fail, I must confess -  to steer clear of atrocious clichés, time-worn expressions such as ‘capitalist inhumanity’ in situations such as this, the rhetorical recourse that often succeeds in merely simplifying inequitable social relationships and burying a full gamut of labour variations under radical sounding formalae.  Capitalism today is not what capitalism was at the time of the Russian revolution. Capitalism constantly re-invents itself, not just once, but several times over, like a snake that sloughs off its skin and re-emerges in sleek, seductive gloss. No, today’s sweatshops - all over the world – but in Asia most notoriously, do not even dignify the opprobrious categorizations of capitalist relationships. They exist simply as dehumanization camps, where the human deficit is measured in inverse proportion to blood profit – and by human deficit here, I refer, not to the deadly tally of human lives after such tragedies, but the deadness of human feeling that enables the operators of such incubators of catastrophe to feel comfortable, day after day, week after week, overseeing the unrelieved, soulless mechanism of the factory line.
In most instances, capitalism today, true capitalism, has learnt how to put on a human face. What happened in Pakistan has not one vestige on display that remotely resembles a human face.  Is it any wonder that in such conditions, extremist movements, sworn to overturn  the state and destabilize society, take root so easily? Hordes of recruits to the army of the willing line up at clandestine mobilization hour, primed to enter the second stage of alienation from society – the first having been imposed on them by intolerable social conditions. But now secondary alienation is voluntary, embraced as the sole guarantor of their dignity. When this alternative is presented in spiritual terms – that is, allied to the floating category of spiritual salvation and rewards in the after-life, a new allegiance is born to a new social order, a new state, a new nation, albeit undemarcated in actual geographical terms, and with only a rallying-cry in place of an anthem. But a new citizenship is promulgated, even without the possession of a passport. That new allegiance, that new citizenship for the recruit is real, indeed far more real than the former, whose sole reward has been the casual disposal of a hundred, two hundred souls, sacrificed on the altar of societal laxity with its ethos of unfeeling, inordinate accumulation. The current situation in this very nation is a reflection of this – but only partially.
Perhaps I should track backwards a little and call special attention to that possession called wealth – be it as savings, as negotiable commodity, or simply as value. Wealth fits into two broad categories – the inert, and the dynamic.  The inert comprises, primarily, of what nature donates, even without being asked.  Within this group are things growing in the wild, equally available to man and beast  – berries, tubers, breadfruits, citrus, grazing etc.  More restricted in utility, somewhat more specialized, are items such as timber, rocks, minerals  and – yes indeed – petroleum. The dynamic wealth, on the contrary, is the direct and indirect product of human intervention, quite different from what the animal needs to guarantee mere survival and continuation of its species.  Let us make a note however of a dubious third, which is virtual – and I do not mean virtual in terms of paper currency or stocks and shares. I am speaking of ‘virtual’ as in non-palpable, vaporous, fantasized realms – such as heaven or its equivalents in all religions.  You know the religious admonitions – ‘lay not your treasures down upon earth’  ‘your reward is in heaven’, plus a hundred other varieties – you’ll encounter them in virtually all religious constitutions, known as the scriptures. We shall return to that business of heavenly capital accumulation later on – right now, let us concentrate on the inert, and the dynamic – both present, accessible, and capable of measurable appreciation or deprecation in the here and now.
How comforting it must feel to be able to direct our attention to far-off Asia! Even more tranquilizing it must be to be able to say – it could not possibly happen here. Is that so indeed? But perhaps those who believe this are right. The cotton industry of the North is dead, that same industry whose trade union, the present governor of Edo State, once ably led. It seems ages since I last visited the factories and the offices of its trade union. I recall being presented with a bolt or two of fabric from its looms; at that time, the industry was already gasping for breath.  The inevitable was only a matter of time, and one must emphasize this – it did not commit suicide. It was killed, and we know how. It was killed by highly placed smuggling corporations that were allowed to operate freely through our obliging borders. Corporations, you see, are not limited to licensed businesses which incinerate a hundred or two workers in one fell swoop. They include other forms of enterprise which slowly starve hundreds of thousands to death and create hordes of unemployed who are then snatched up by spiritual corporations for the destabilization of an entire nation – in the process of which, let us take note, hundreds of innocents  in this nation are also incinerated, gunned down, and/or blown to pieces.
This act of economic attrition  - organized smuggling – received a boost, perhaps unintended, under the military, since one of the most notorious smugglers who had been tried and sentenced on even more serious charges – treason – was released from prison by a successful coup plotter. It was one of the very first acts of that iron-fisted junta – to release the smuggler and economic subversive. ‘After all’, remarked that Maximum Ruler, ‘he only tried to do what we succeeded in doing – overthrow the civilian government.’ The chequered career of that single individual has yet to be fully narrated – to claim that he single-handedly shut down the garment industry in the North and may be considered a major remote cause of what the North is now experiencing would be, perhaps, an exaggeration, but it is not far from the truth.
No matter, the consequences are the same. Close down industries, and open up recruitment centres for the army of unemployed – the skilled workers, the factory-liners, the commission dependent salesmen and women, the retailers and extended circles of dependants of a thriving industry. So, what is the difference?  Only that maybe it would have been more honest to have locked those workers inside a factory, then set fire to it – then we would have taken care of the menace of the unemployed once for all, instead leaving them roaming all over the countryside in various degrees of starvation – until they are recruited into syndicates of armed robbers and kidnappers. Vulnerable, impressionable, they also become willing recruits to extreme religious indoctrination and are focused solely on the hereafter, having been expelled by neglect from the garden of the here and now – albeit a garden overrun by the brambles of inequity.
Well now, seeing that we have re-entered our own continent, let us remain there a while longer. Our theme, may I remind you, is profit and loss – who profits, and at whose expense? I recall, from my student days, Peter Abrahams’ Mine Boy, one of the earliest documents of social indictment to emerge from South Africa, indeed, sometimes regarded as the first South African novel of proletarian realism. It narrated the progress – or more accurately, the degradation of the individual psyche, exposed to the inhuman conditions of labour in South African mines, and specifically under Apartheid. As I have narrated in my memoirs, in the formative years of my generation, South Africa was the zone of consciousness of collective racial humiliation. The apartheid codification of indigenous Africa as a subhuman entity in the continent’s history was unique, unknown anywhere else except perhaps under the Jim Crow laws of the southern parts of the United States. The atrocities committed under apartheid laws deeply affected my generation, a generation that was weaned on the racy, yet gritty magazines such as DRUM, not to mention direct interaction with South African refugees – across all classes. It is necessary to evoke these ancient realities to understand why, even till today, at least for many of my generation, when South Africa stubs her toe, we bleed in distant parts of the continent. Pity, many South Africans, post-apartheid – do not appear to reciprocate this shared history as demonstrated in their attitude to outsiders. 
With atrocity surmounting atrocity, as if determined to outdo the conduct of apartheid government at its most brutal, the newly liberated once again affirms the insights of Franz Fanon, the psychiatrist of social convulsion so accurate in his diagnosis of the psychology of the oppressed in The Wretched of the Earth, his seminal work. Yet I wonder if even he could have foreseen that the once marginalized entities, as new incorporations, mimic their predecessors by turning  their guns on their own kind, mowing down thirty-four workers of the underground sweat-shop – the miners, massed in a peaceful demonstration.
We shall be very careful here be careful here and not fudge the background – demonstration there was, and it is undeniable that it turned violent, but surely, in the knowledge that has come through to us of what has become known as the Marikana Massacre, nothing whatsoever justified the replication of what the black majority constantly experienced under apartheid, or indeed, just to recall us to our own history, this nation’s own baptism of fire in the Nigerian Iva Valley massacre of Enugu, nearly a century ago, a colonial atrocity that resulted in Hubert Ogunde’s combative folk opera, Bread and Bullets. The most grotesque aspect of the South African fatal confrontation however werd the charges filed against the miners, accused of the deaths of their own colleagues. That charge has now been withdrawn, yet, which of us in this hall could have imagined the surreal situation where charges were indeed laid against the survivors of that massacre. This is what is known as gallows humour, a macabre travesty that reads more like an episode extracted from the imagination of a Franz Kafka. And latest on the news is that the state is gearing up for – I quote – “a crackdown on the miners”.
Those mines were closed down, we learnt earlier. Perhaps that is the only answer to the industrial unrest under a post apartheid South Africa but by now, surely, we do know that throwing workers out of any employ to swell the jobless army is a time-bomb that detonates suddenly when society is complacently asleep. Be it in Pakistan, in Nigeria, Namibia, Cambodia, Japan, France, Soviet Union, South Africa or wherever, one condition that ensures national security and cohesion is the lowering of its unemployment ratio, not its increase. To lop off even one finger of the industrial hand in any society is to throw on the market the ingredients of a counter-corporation that leaves the original corporation, and the rest of society, exposed and – insecure. This, I suspect, is the lesson that is lost on state corporations. The choice of that word by the way – corporation - is quite deliberate, since one observes that there are certain modes of conduct that are common to the entity that we call state, nation, their entrepreneurial arms as state or private enterprises or indeed, their theocratic equivalents. To begin with, there are very few differences left in the running of this nation – from years back into this active present - and the operations of a corporation owned by an oligarchy.     
In any case, in my attempts to come to terms with the anomalous entity known as ‘nation’, I find myself resorting to several terms – anything at all to avoid actually conceding the expression – nation – to many of its pretenders, including ours. I have resorted to expressions such as ‘the Nigerian project’, ‘the Nigerian nation-space’ among others, none of them quite satisfactory, but certainly less painful than having to subscribe to the notion that any entity that has given itself a flag, an anthem, and been granted a seat in the United Nations has thereby become a nation. So, let’s settle for ‘corporation’ – at least for now. It conveniently covers also those entities I describe as quasi-nations – borderless, flagless, lacking anthem or a seat in the United Nations, yet forging alliances with recognized nations, imposing taxes, entering into negotiations and even occasionally occupying spaces. Most obvious and notorious of these are terror organisations relying only on the propulsive ideology of coercion and disdain for human lives to impress their existence on the rest of the world. I refer to such entities such as al Queda – yes, those I call wannabe nations, whose aspirations to nationhood are fitfully exercised whenever they succeed in capturing space, such as our Africa’s current force of occupation – and incorporation - in Northern Mali.
A new United Nations Report reveals that the Taliban, soul-sister of Al Queda - to make a concession to attempts to keep the two separate entities – raised 400 million dollars through taxes , donation, extortions from businesses as well as narcotics in 12 months up to March this year. For a government that is without a nation-space since it was pushed out of Afghanistan where it ran a diarchy with Al Queda for several years, these are no small pickings. 275 million dollars are said to have gone to the leadership, while the rest - $125 million – and here I quote – “was spent and misappropriated at the local level.” From this alone, it is difficult to deny that the aspiration to nationhood – at least through the familiar conduct of leadership – is not to be lightly dismissed. The report specifies - and again I quote:
“Revenue extorted from nationwide enterprises such as narcotics producers and    traffickers, construction and trucking companies, mobile telephone operators, mining  companies, and aid and development projects goes to the Taliban Financial Commission which answers to the Taliban leadership.”
The report continues:
  “The Taliban use traditional taxes: a 10% tax on harvest and a 2.5 percent tax on wealth.   The harvest tax, much of it from poppy cultivation, is the “main source” of income….but the Taliban also tax water and electricity supplies and other services.”
Not much of this is unusual, and it does not apply to Al Queda/Taliban alone, or indeed to religion based irredentist movements with or without a terrorist arm. The majority of revolutionary movements have resorted to forced taxation, extortion and downright criminal activities at various moments in history, often with the conviction that “all is fair in love and war” or even more to the point – “the end justifies the means”.
Most times they are persuaded that once the revolution is over, their first target for demolition would be the very rickety rungs of the ladder by which they ascended to power. Not all, but certainly some. No one can attribute such goals to the Delta creek militants, even in the attempted corporation of MEND since, despite all efforts, it never did become a political body with a central command, subject to discipline at the centre, nor did it aim at a full revolutionary takeover even of its own corner of the federating states. It thus left itself open for psychopaths and opportunists who turned extortion and kidnapping into lucrative corporations within a revolutionary movement, the consequences of which plague Nigeria today. We did not even require the additional identification of the recent catch of the kidnap kingpin of Anambra state as a former creek militant, to remind us that throughout history, it will be difficult to find one single movement, however idealistic, ideology focused and motivated, that did not harbour some of the lowest scum of humanity.
Far-sighted movements recognize this likelihood of criminal infiltration and police themselves internally – the IRA for instance adopted methods such as knee-capping for some of their criminal elements. A handful of anti-colonial movements established an elaborate programme of orientation that emphasized, at all times, the primacy of the human factor, anxious that they did not become the very things they fought to eradicate.  No matter, it is virtually impossible to avoid miscreants whose ideology is simply spelt as the spoils of power, extracted with maximum sadism from a prostrate populace – in short: the higher the human deficit, the higher the corporate gains. The first casualty, we have learnt to recognize, in any social convulsion , organized or spontaneous, is always the very humanity on whose behalf a state of contention has been launched.
Was it surprising that an internal struggle between two factions began so soon after Northern Mali was overrun by rebellious Tuaregs, a situation generated by the ill-conceived adventurism of the military corporation? Of course the quarrel is over turf. Who dominates it? Who exploits it? Secular ideology or theocratic, the ultimate goal - and the gains thereof  - is Power. For these contenders, the wages of power are palpable – amputations of limbs for all sorts of infractions, stoning to death of alleged adulterers and so on and on – at base, simply the insemination of fear into every household among a people who, also practicing moslems, had never been subjected to such forms of dehumanization or loss of societal volition.
Virtual power  - exercised through the mind, through the virtues of example and persuasion - is never sufficient for our warriors of the theocratic mould.
Power also needs nation space in which to manifest itself. May I recall your memories to the pious dedication of the warlord Basayev after the siege of Beslan in the Soviet Union? Remember that siege? Perhaps some of you here even saw footages of that repudiation of, and harrowing degradation of primal innocence that took place in the Soviet Union. Permit me to refresh your memories with this unparalleled instance of gross human defilement in pursuit of corporate gains. It is an episode that is now undoubtedly subsumed in many minds, overwhelmed as we all are under the culture of competitive atrocities that have become the signature of conflicts in virtually all corners of the earth, but most noticeably on our own continent. Does anyone still recall the searing event of mass rape and massacre – nearly three years to this very day - by the Guinean military corporation in that nation’s sports stadium? That shame of Africa should never be permitted to settle into the sump of collective memory. The Russian episode was however in a special category of its own, since it involved school pupils. It took place in far off Soviet Union during the war between the Chechen nationalists and the Russian state. As it happened, I was quite sympathetic to the aspirations of Chechnya for self-determination. I still am, since I remain dedicated to the principle of self-determination for any groupings. Incorporation should not be the privilege of large, powerful entities but the entitlement of all human settlements from the Urals to the disputed islands of Bakassi – at which we shall duly arrive before we are done.
Right now however, the siege of Beslan by the warlord Chamil Basayev. That catastrophic event remains stuck in my mind, perhaps because it was beamed live all over the world – that is, even as it was unraveling. Seeking to carve out further pieces of Russian territory - the Dagestan - and unite them with Chechnya to create a Greater Islamic Republic, the warrior Basayev declared: ‘When people ask me who’s going to benefit (that is, from the war with all its slaughter and suffering), I say God. Allah will get a new part of the world.’  Note, never Basayev himself, not Chechnya, not Dagestan but – Allah! The disruption of life, the kidnappings, general mayhem, rape and bloodshed had to be understood as sufferings undertaken on behalf of – a remote Superbeing! And what arguments can any mere mortal propose against a holy warrior who is evidently in direct satellite communication with God? Well then, a piece of real estate for the unreachable God, but what is in it for God’s representative on earth?
The same Basayevian justification - slightly adjusted – will of course be advanced for the mayhem that is taking place over parts of the world even as we are gathered here. That frenzy will spread – if it has not already begun – to Jos, Kaduna, Maiduguri, Gombe etc. – just as it did years ago when a loutish editor in far-off Denmark allegedly insulted the image of the Prophet Mohammed with some cartoons. As I stated at the time, poor, already marginalized individuals, the unemployed, shirtless and unsheltered - perhaps even from the closed garment factories of the North - who had never even tasted Danish butter paid with their lives within our own borders for the irreverence of one white individual somewhere on the fringes of the North Pole. This time, it is a naturalized American of yet undecided origin who has chosen to plough the donations from as yet unidentified theocratic corporations into a crude, anti-islamic film video, but the scene is instantly set to plunge this nation deeper into the ravine of intolerance, virulence and disintegration in which it has resided for some three years running. So what is there to choose between the two forces of blind hatred? None whatever, but there are questions to ask, such as, “when will supposedly grown-up individuals, including heads of states and religious prelates learn to distinguish between the droolings of lunatics and the policies of states and allied corporations? Are there no real problems confronting the world?” Mobs take their cue from the attitudes of leadership, inferred or overt. The truth is that much of the mayhem we endure from remote wastelands is solely in the interest of the perpetrators and their instigators, not in defence of any revered saint, deity or avatar who are totally beyond, and contemptuous of the imbecilities of mankind. They need no assistance from earthly corporations or deluded, infantile but homicidal followers. Opportunists abound who merely wish to assert their territorial imperiousness on earth, to impress on us, and in the most violent way, that they are very much around and muist be reckoned with.
The craving, ultimately, is Power!  The Ecstasy of Power and Domination. When Basayev, destroying the innocence and right to life of school pupils declares that he is capturing a slice of real estate for deity, he knows he is lying, and his response would have been worthy of General Franco, or Musollini, or Pinochet.  Or Mariam Mengistu, the textbook butcher of Ethiopia.  Or indeed the Hutu genocidaires of Rwanda, the last two of which list never cited any deity. The earlier named were great churchgoers, never known to miss a Sunday morning mass or neglect the pomp of the cathedral on national occasions.
Some of the preceding excerpts –  with updated commentary - can be found in my preface to the 2004 edition of THE CLIMATE OF FEAR, the collection of my BBC Reith Lectures under that title. Nothing has changed, but much has escalated. All we feel compelled to stress today is the affinity of mind between the conduct of the Chechen warlord, the Libyan opportunists who sacked the embassy of their recent ally and slaughtered two or three diplomats without whose help their tormentor of four decades, Colonel Qaddafi, would still hold them in abject servitude. They will find soul-mates in our own ever-ready Nigerian mimics without one original thought in their heads, except quantification of the ability to destroy, no different from the garment factory owners and their periodic bouts of worker homicide, the Guinean military corporation of rapists…all the way to the Hutu genocidaires who at least openly sought power and had the decency not to call on any deity as the ultimate authority and beneficiary of corporate terror. Now, that is where blasphemy truly lies.
It is not the first time that children have served as sacrificial lambs. There are thousands of infant skulls in the open-air museums of Rwanda, they litter the killing fields of Cambodia. Children’s throats have been piously severed in the classrooms of Northern Nigeria during a number of upheavals. Children are abducted and forced into military service all over the continent, they are forced into prostitution, and even infants were not spared the Nazi gas chambers of Germany.  The Beslan episode however, was a vivid, real-time indictment, a gloating performance under the gaze of the world, and the images remain to haunt human conscience. The retentive power of those images does not benefit from considerations of an accidental triggering off of a tragic chain of events. No, its deliberateness was reinforced by the self-commendation of the master-mind himself as he recounted details of preparations for the assault, and the promise of more to come. Listen to this. It speaks to much that we have endured in this nation, most devastatingly in the North, and we had better pause and take note. The portents are overwhelming. Place Basayev’s utterances side by side with the rantings to which we have been subjected by the Basayevs of Northern Nigeria:
“The fight continues without any rules, and with the connivance (sic) of the entire world, so we are not bound by any obligations to anyone and we will fight the way we find comfortable and beneficial.”  (Interview on Lithuanian website)
 Basayev’s  chilling itemization of the cost of the operation – 8000 euros for some eight hundred lives, a third at least of them children, compels one to withdraw inwards and re-examine every proposition that has hitherto governed human co-existence. Place this side by side with the meticulously itemized expenditure of executions by the self- designated revolutionary Dergue of Ethiopia – which evoked no deity but the Dictatorship of the Proletariat, and whose prophet was Karl Marx; or Pol Pot of the Cambodian Khymer Rouge who liquidated millions of Cambodians – intellectuals, the middle class, factory workers, shop workers, peasants – whomsoever the Khymer Rouge considered an enemy of the Revolution and in need of re-orientation; consider the meticulous ordering of bureaucratic details of the killing machine, right down to the last kopek, won or cent and you come to a realization that you are dealing with a distinct corporate mentality of the most primitive kind. The events of Beslan profoundly impoverished normal discourse to the point of near extinction even as, today, the Boko Haram destroys not just the livelihood and lives of already impoverished okada riders, the edge-of-survival market dealers, factory workers, students and school pupils and taunt the nation with their smug self-satisfaction.
Let me remind you of the actual battle lineup once again: A band of heavily armed, battle seasoned adults against a sanctuary of children. They deprive the children of water and food over three days, watch impassively as they drink their own urine in desperation, subject them to physical and psychological terror, bayonet one, shoot others in the back as they flee certain death, and finally incinerate them in their hundreds. Is this, for us, an unimaginable scenario within this country?
The horror of Beslam may prove only a distorted mirror of the future, but complacency is no longer an affordable luxury for the nation. It may be the national psyche that is undergoing distortion, not the mirror. Once, armed robbers were content just to rob, and vanish, now they taunt, humiliate, maim, kill, and rape. Was the Sagamu-Ore road in Beslan, Cherchnya, in Dagestan or Rwanda, where a bus carrying pupils from a girls’ school was waylaid, and the pupils robbed and raped? No, it took place here, in the land of green and white – for agriculture, and for peace, we were informed at independence. But it goes beyond the outlaw corporation of the highways, and the underworld.

Of the many chilling pronouncements that I heard during and after the riots that were triggered off by the last presidential elections, one has kept its permanent echo in my head. It was uttered by a governor, as well as by some of the personal aides and spokesmen for the side that felt that they had been cheated out of victory. I heard that statement during a closed circle meeting with the supporters of the losing candidacy. I read it in statements in the media, including one by a vocal critic and former government minister in an extended interview, one who, from all indications, even nurses presidential ambitions.  That response was given to those who, like me, had deplored the shocking pursuit and butchery of youth, specifically members of the National Youth Service Corps who were hunted like animals and killed as such. The remarks took various forms such as: ‘Were they the only ones that were killed?’ ‘One life is not more important than the next’. ‘We should keep sentiment out of this’ etc. etc. – with the inference of course that their position was objective and analytical, while those which deplored the killings, and especially the murders of students were mushy, sentimental. With the cushioning of distance in time and the presumption of sober reflection by all the participants in that saga, plus armchair commentators, I wish to enter that aftermath in our theme.
My internal comment, as I listened to those statements that evening was: how lucky we all are, sitting in a cosy living room on Victoria Island, drinks in hand, safe, secure, waited on hand and foot by our host. Next, how lucky for these speakers that I did not lose any one of my children in that mayhem – in all likelihood, I would not be here speaking to you today. As a matter of fact, I found it wise to withdraw from the gathering much earlier than I had planned. These are subjective, but also legitimate reactions, founded on elementary humanistic bonds that transcend ideology or religious teaching. From the moment any self-vaunting intellect loses the capacity for empathy, he or she joins the soulless concourse of the damned. Casualties are not bloodless statistics. Ultimately however, Choice is the deciding factor. When a human entity attains the stage that society concedes as the state of choice, that entity becomes responsible for the consequences of his or her choice. If I choose, as a consenting adult, to place my body in the path of a locomotive, the consequences are mine and mine alone. Bereft of that conferment of choice, considered in all things as being not yet adult, compelled to go where directed by the collective will of adult society, that dictating society owes a fundamental responsibility for the vulnerable – nurture, health, shelter, security and – the right to life! That is not only a moral responsibility but is founded on unassailable logic. To lay claim to less is to contribute to the human deficit that leads eventually to the Herodian syndrome. We shall avoid distractions such as whether the demonstrations were spontaneous, organized, accidental, externally instigated or totally home grown, justified or unjustified etc. etc. – all that no longer matters. I wish to concentrate very simply on the phenomenon of humanistic deterioration that enables even the consideration, much less the articulation of a dismissive nature for the valuation of any life, but most especially of the vulnerable – and in this case, those we might even consider the value-added sector of the productive arm of the nation.
I find myself compulsively revisiting that statement that was repeated over and over – after all, no life is more important than the next - since the movement known as the Boko Haram moved to demonstrate quite unambiguously that it had declared war, not merely on the state corporation, but on Nigerian humanity – and do take note of the difference! To take up arms against the state engages in a totally different form of conduct from declaring war on a populace. In the former, the people may indeed incur what is known as collateral damage – one must be realistic – but they are never deliberately targeted for destruction. Boko Haram has unleashed its rage against people, indiscriminately, against humanity, specifically targeting institutions established for adding value to the intellectual and scientific potential of inert wealth that we have identified as being the material base for the transformation of society.
So, let us indeed dismiss sentiment and tackle the hard, material parameters of social value, treating humanity just as productive resource that belongs to our joint corporation, and ask whether or not society has a duty to pay especial attention to such assets, or leave them to the whims and caprices of fluctuating assessment, to be disposed of, and with brutish nastiness, by any one sector that feels aggrieved for any reason, real or imagined, or in any cause that is considered higher than that of the totality of one’s community.
The issue therefore is not whether one life is more important than the next – no one, to the best of my recollection - even entered such an ascription, so it is nothing but a cop-out invention of minds that either approve of the slaughter of youth, or wish to shirk adult responsibility. The issue is whether or not society accepts certain responsibilities for its weaker members. Failure to fulfill those responsibilities should be followed by abject remorse, not aggressive repudiation and rhetorical deflection. Society is built on wealth, on development of its resources. The one irreducible component, the lowest common denominator of any source of, or nature of wealth, we continue to emphasize is –  human labour. Even when wealth is inherited and – as the saying goes, made to work for you, as opposed to you working for wealth, there is a chain, reaching back to origination, which, when tugged, reveals at base a human value that has been responsible for the production of such wealth. All we know is that, without that input, what we call wealth would not even begin to exist. Even lottery is the product of past labour, and if it happens to appreciate under the custodianship of one beneficiary or the other, such wealth is not virtual but grounded in a history of the labour – either of exploitation and extortion, or assiduous, systematic, and rewarded labour, on the material transformation of human initiatives. And by labour, we include intellectual and other forms of specialized labour. However remote, all wealth is built on it, and it can never be wished away, not even by those who go to church and mosque, praying for a miracle to happen that would turn them millionaires overnight.
When we speak of education, training, what exactly do we educate or train?  Robots? Even robots are the work of human intelligence and inventiveness.  We know that other animal species can be trained to perform some tricks or routine chores. A trained elephant will lift timber and deposit it where it is led. A Security dog can sniff drugs, gunpowder and other contraband. Of all the creatures that can be made to contribute to a nation’s economy however, only the human species has the capacity to exercise its mind in a dynamic, creative manner. Importance? Degree of importance? These are meaningless claims. When taken to their illogical conclusions, they also justify attacks on universities and all institutions of learning with the pronounced goals of their permanent closure. If newly trained youths are available for casual disposition, then what use are the institutions of learning, from primary to tertiary?  I think perhaps we should all simply burn them down and enroll in the ranks of Boko Haram.
Finally, to round up -the theme of wealth – both inert and dynamic takes one’s mind inevitably to Bakassi, that island that has become the latest interrogatory for the lop-sided valuation of human worth in relation to corporate accumulation and gains. For this nation in particular, Bakassi remains a testing ground for corporate integrity. The basic facts are no longer in dispute – there has been much fudging, much elision, much false attribution and denial – all in order to avoid taking responsibility for an actuality that no one can deny. The Bakassi islands were not uninhabited spaces. The Bakassi islands were human settlements, they existed not as wasteland  but as homeland.  And then, they were traded off – a quite pertinent expression – traded off between the leadership of Nigeria and the Cameroon corporations during the civil war.
What I warned of at the time, the failure to have taken into consideration the wishes of the people who actually inhabited and worked that piece of real estate, turning its inert wealth into a dynamic composite of their livelihood, has returned to haunt, not merely the state, not merely the nation, but the international prospects for peace. Reactions to what I said at the time focused, in the usual reductionist way we have in this nation, on a side issue. That side issue was: I declared had seen the official, authorized atlas of Nigeria from our own side, signed by a former head of state – military - in the symbolic green ink of office. The signature was that of the head of state who had succeeded the original donor – which made it an affirmation of the first act of excision. Every page – demography, contours, fauna and flora, aerial view, lateral view, oceanographic map etc. had been authenticated, and that the line of division between Nigeria and the Cameroon enclosed the Bakassi islands within the acknowledged geographical boundary of the Cameroons. My intervention was a necessary act of citizen testimony, of sharing facts, since very few Nigerians would have laid their eyes on that atlas even while they were singing jingoistic national anthems. I therefore could not understand how the government had hoped to succeed in the International Court at the Hague on the terms on which the Nigerian case was argued.
However – and here we come to the crux – I asked the pertinent question, were the wishes of the people who actually inhabit that space taken into consideration when that head of state appended his signature thereon?  Were representatives of the indigenes invited to The Hague to testify? The answer was No, thus vitiating whatever judgment that learned body chose to pass, and no matter how many topographic maps the Heads of the Nigerian state and the Cameroons had signed. The world no longer lives in a feudal fiefdom.  The rights of minorities and indigenous peoples are encoded in the statutes of the United Nations. The human deficit inserted into the Bakassi decision is now plagued with unpredictable scenarios. Land does not speak, nor does it agitate. When it does agitate, we all know what that means – convulsion. Well, human beings also share some characteristics with Nature. Not in every aspect, thank goodness, but certainly in matters of self-knowledge, deserving, and self-fulfillment. The chickens have come to roost and the natives are restless.
Nobody truly relishes being parted from what was once considered his, or hers, or had grown to relate to as a part of one’s self – not even where it has been grafted, not organic. Unless of course that part is more liability than asset, then we cannot wait for the surgical excision. That conceded, let us recognize that no amount of posturing, war-hoops and other forms of nationalist jingoism can substitute for the claims of community over the land that its people have worked and which has sustained its members for generations, irrespective of what other material is later found to be hidden within its earth. Is it not ironic? Much of the nationalist rhetoric that we heard at the time of the Hague judgment was a mere  regurgitation of the credo of colonizing powers, most robustly articulated by the British empire builders  in those memorable words: what we have, we hold. The irony of how ‘we’ came to have, or the morality of hanging onto what we ‘hold’, despite the dubious origins of such possessions, the cost of holding on to it at all costs, as colonizing powers have found to their cost, the consequence on future relationships between the contending claimants – all these tend to remain beyond the logical considerations of the owners of disputed
The ones we must beware however are those upon whom none of this is ever lost, but who did urge, and still urge the nation to go to war over Bakassi, knowing that they are safe from being compelled to put their money where their mouths are either through volunteerism or conscription for the campaign for Greater Nigeria, or even through donations to the war chest. They knew the score from the beginning, and had been responsible for dragging the nation through a costly and protracted litigation in their own interest, for reasons that were neither patriotic nor legalistic but extremely renumerative.  Do not take my word for it.
The then Head of Nigeria’s version of the KGB cum MI5 etc etc, M.D. Yusuf has placed it on public record that, among those who urged the nation so stridently to defy the judgment of the international court were indeed those who enjoyed lucrative retainerships from the state. Were they ever interested in the people? Did they care for the humanity of Bakassi? Of course not. The views that I expressed at the time, and to which I still adhere, is that neither Nigeria nor the Cameroon had a modicum of just rights over the slab of real estate known as Bakassi. The crucial question that the International Court does not appear  to have considered remains this: what do the people of Bakassi want for themselves? To become Cameroonians?
To become Nigerians? Or simply to remain Bakassians? Bakassi became a focus of interest and desire only because of her oil reserves and the greed of state corporations – presented as national interest.
So, let the next act commence. The final date of appeal is still ahead. It is within legitimate rights that the Nigerian corporation should appeal the judgment. This time round however, let the suppressed voice of Bakassi’s humanity be heard. There is a certain procedure known as Plebiscite. Simple, straightforward, and full of precedents – a time-tested reversal of the pattern of human deficit! Let us give voice to the people of Bakassi.
Once again, both to the people of Bakassi, and to our celebrant, I offer you Tai Solarin’s enigmatic prayer of human solidarity: May your road be rough!


CBN’s Proposed N5000 Note – Good or Bad? My Logical Conclusion ~ Abdullahi Aborode


It’s been an ongoing debate for a while now and a very tough one at that. Many intellectuals have come to defend while some have protested against the N5000 note policy by the present CBN Governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi and as expected, some are indifferent to it, but it will only be wise if we open our minds and see the two sides to the issue before making a final conclusion.
Cost
The CBN Governor claims the production of the new notes will help to reduce the cost of production and recycling of lower denominations. This is a valid point by SLS. If for instance, to produce N 1,000,000,000 (1 billion) in N1000 notes (i.e.100,000 pieces) will cost N20 per note, the N1000,000,000 worth of notes will cost N20,000,000. Conversely, if the N 1,000,000,000 worth of notes were to be produced in N5000 notes (i.e.200,000 pieces), it would have cost the CBN N4,000,0000 as against the N 20,000,000 in N1,000 notes. Now on a larger scale, with the nation’s budget of about N 5,000,000,000,000 (5 trillion), the CBN will use N4,000,0000,0000 (4 billion) for currency production in N5,000 notes as against N20,000,000,000 (20 billion) in N1,000 notes, thus saving N16,000,000,000 (16 billion) for the economy.
Also the introduction of coins which we all know lasts longer than notes will reduce the cost of recycling from time to time.
Value
There have been arguments about diminishing values of our currency. We can look at a scenario of fueling one’s car, by assuming that the fuel capacity of the car is N5,000 at the current pump price, paying with one N5,000 note or five of the N1,000 notes will have no effect on how long the fuel will take you, provided all other factors remain the same. So the new notes will have no effect on the value of goods and services. Another scenario is having 2 individuals with different income, one has a monthly take home of N20,000 and the other N500,000, the person on N20,000 take home will naturally withdraw in lower denominations of, may be, N100, N200 and or N500 whereas the individual on N500,000 take home will also naturally withdraw in higher denominations of N1,000 and or N5,000. And naturally, individuals will stay on denominations that are commensurate with their purchasing powers. Under simple economics, the denominations of a nation’s currency will have no effect on inflation provided the factors of inflation are not tampered with. Inflation is basically more money chasing fewer goods and services, and unless government increases money in circulation, raises taxes, devalues the currency, increases pump price of gasoline, increases lending rate and absurd increase in wages etc, there will not be inflation because of redenomination or adjustment to the denominations of the currency.
Extinction of coins
It is a myth that Nigerians don’t have a culture of carrying coins, my parents and uncles spent coins. In the seventies and early eighties, my dad’s breakfast used to be 15 kobo and school dinners at around 10 kobo. And even more recently before the June 12 crisis of 1993, a liter of gasoline used to be 45 kobo. Uncontrollable inflation crept into the Nigerian economy when successive governments continued in their drive for devaluation of the naira leading to prices beyond the scope of the coins. As they were devaluing the naira, they complement that anti-growth policy with increase in the pump price of gasoline from about 45 kobo in the early nineties to N97 in 2012 translating to more than 200 fold increment. Over the same period exchange rate skyrocketed leading to astronomical decrease in value from about N10 in the late eighties to N160 to a dollar in 2012 translating to about 16 times increments. The twin policy of anti-people economic policy of pump price increase and currency devaluation led to the unfathomable inflation and hence the death of our coins. The N1 and N2 coins earlier introduced by Soludo were inactive because there was nothing to purchase for that rate. The truth of the matter is that the values of our current coins do not have the power of purchase for the household commodities that coins are meant to buy.
Security
Considering our current security ‘excellence’ it will be very unwise not to know the introduction of N5000 will save us a whole lot of stress in that terrain. I can easily stuff N500, 000 in my pocket and no one knows how much I have on me as I can carry it and move cheerfully without causing attention.
Technology
This is one factor that we can’t shy away from, majority of Nigerians prefer to do hand in hand transactions, majority don’t have bank accounts to aid transactions, and majority don’t have access to internet to enable online transfer. So if we are to save their lives against armed robbery and the likes, its better they have huge bills that can be easily kept without causing attention. Imagine a situation where you hire an illiterate labourer and you intend paying him via bank transfer, will you be making any sense?
Cashless Policy
If we are thinking of Point of Sale terminals, where we have to pay at shops with our debit/credit cards, we have to know; how many Nigerian institutions/shops are registered with CAC, and besides, do we have the technology because POS are linked with bank accounts of buyers and sellers. If SLS wants a practicable policy, he should convince himself that the required security and technology network that will support the 24 hours service of ATMs and POS are in place. Also, saying cashless society doesn’t mean we won’t have any cash in circulation, we will have them at a controlled rate and the introduction of bigger bills will help reduce the circulation of lesser bills and we will be forced to use bank transactions on a lot of occasions. But with our no supply of electricity across the country, SLS and the government should just forget about the so-called cashless society because it is a brainwave.
Obasanjo
The former president has come out to go against this policy like majority of us have done, but it will be wise to remember Baba introduced N20 to ‘honour’ General Muritala Muhammad in 1977. Also, under Baba’s nose; N100, N200, N500 and N1000 notes were printed. Baba didn’t condemn it then and now, but a new note under another administration will lead to inflation in Baba’s economic context or school of thought.
Sanusi
Is Sanusi part of the conspiracy against the Nigerian nation? As the Central Bank Governor, I know he does not have the power to build roads, improve security nor produce ATMS. But as the CBN Governor he has the power to push for revaluation of our currency. When our currency is revaluated, there will be absolutely no need to print larger bills, there will be no need recycling large amount of notes from time to time, the coins will be widely used and they will last longer and drastically reduce the cost of maintaining our currency. It is obvious to Nigerians of endowed reasoning capability, that the policy of devaluation and increase pump price of gasoline are wicked taxes imposed on the average Nigerians to cater for the greed and avarice of the few at the corridors of power. The cabal or the 1% of our population that by default, covet the wealth of the nation, controls our oil wells, killed our rail system, destroyed our refineries, and bankrupts our power generation and distribution system. They come back through the back door to import generators and fuels. They are the ones dictating the values of the currency because their ill-gotten oil income, gives them access to dollars and they want Nigerians to part with the meager income and add to their own in thousands folds through devaluation. They are collecting more dollars from the government as subsidy on fuel they aren’t importing and round tripped it in the black market to further impoverish the common Nigerians that will carry the burden of inflation occasioned by their wicked acts.
As we all know every policy has its advantage and disadvantages, these are few reasons why I’m now in support of the introduction of the N5000 note and if it will be implemented ‘diligently’ it will not ruin the economy.
I may be wrong, you may be right. I may be right, you may be wrong. I stand to be corrected!

African entrepreneurs are jack of all trades reveals new study; but can they be masters of all?


How many times have you met an entrepreneur from Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya or any other African country and had him tell you, “oh by the way, I also run a printing business” just after telling you about his electronics business? A new study by IMANI Research has put into print this social phenomenon of African entrepreneurs being jack of all trades, a phenomenon it calls “parallel entrepreneurship.”
According to IMANI, “the successful entrepreneurs it surveyed in Ghana, Nigeria and Kenya own, on average, six businesses each. One boasted more than 60!”
What causes this phenomenon?
One reason for it is simply the wealth of opportunity, says Cyril Allen II, a  businessman in Liberia’s capital, Monrovia. Cyril and his family farm cocoa and coffee, run a cleaning business, lease out property and manage logistics for international companies. According to him, once a firm has established a degree of trust among its customers, that can in turn spawn new businesses, particularly when many other firms are unreliable. “We work based on relationships, so if I have a good relationship with a client, they might ask for another service,” he said.
Another reason might be African entrepreneurs literally allowing necessity to be the mother of inventions. For example Prince Kofi Amoabeng founded UT Holdings in 1997 which granted loans in Ghana. However,  he soon found out that he needed to provide additional services to make the loans business work adding first a debt-collection company and then security firms. “We found existing companies wanting,” he said. He has since expanded his list of businesses to include a life-insurance arm.
Another reason seems to be the peculiar characteristics of many African economies. In most, resources are hard and access to funding is limited. As a result, it might make sense to start several companies, applying one’s managerial talent to each, managing scarce resources and iterating until some of them become successful.
Despite the adaptability of African entrepreneurs in juggling different ventures often in disparate fields, the worry is that though they are jack of all trades they quickly become master of none.

What are your thoughts on this? Is it more advisable to focus on one venture rather than simultaneously run several? Share your thoughts!

“Nigerians are missing me,” says Dame Jonathan… in last week’s news with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola

Nigerians are missing me – Dame Patience
The wife of Nigeria’s Vice-President, Hajiya Amina Sambo, has turned down calls for her to step up and assume the role of acting first lady of the federation, saying she is not interested in the job, as she is loyal to her boss, Dame Patience Jonathan.
Some Nigerians have been worried that following the first lady’s continued absence; the very important duties of a first lady like organising thank-you tours and causing traffic have been left unattended to. But Hajiya Sambo has said that there is no vacuum in leadership.
Meanwhile, a source in the office of the first lady told A Pinch that Dame Patience is excited about the level of interest her absence is generating. The source said, when she heard how interested people were, she decided to postpone her return for another two months, saying “Nigerians are missing me well-well. I told them to make my position official and constitutional but they refused. I will so do them, that when I’m ready to come back, they’ll be begging me to make my office official.”
Three things A Pinch… saw and overheard last week
A Pinch… would like to share with you some of the things we saw and overheard this past week. We are not exactly sure where we heard or saw them though, so it might just have been in our head.
  1. A quote inside the in-flight magazine of one of the remaining surviving airlines in Nigeria: “What shall it profit a man to build a great business and allow Jimoh Ibrahim to buy it from him?”
  2. The president would soon fire his recently appointed attack dog, Doyin Okupe over the current allegations against him. In his place, CBN governor, Sanusi Lamido would be appointed. Sanusi who fancies himself as an effective attack dog, famously slamming ex-president Obasanjo last week, will bear the title of Chief Barker of Nigeria (CBN).
  3. President Jonathan hurriedly ended his foreign tour earlier than planned because of an epiphany he received. The president who had just visited Malawi to launch their Malawian National Cassava Master-plan felt bad afterwards. He was worried that the last time Nigeria helped a country in agriculture was Malaysia, and now they’ve surpassed us in oil palm plantations. He worried that since Malawi and Malaysia have similarities in how they are spelt, Malawi, “just like the other Mala- before it, will come and surpass Nigeria in cassava production” which is dear to his heart.
CROWNED CLOWN (CeeCee) OF THE WEEK
If it were in the days of old, songs would actually have been written and sung about the man, Dino Melaye. They would call him the loud politician who knows how to capitalise on situations for personal gain when in reality he wouldn’t have acted any different, the ex-legislator renowned for his physical combativeness, the serial political party switcher, and the self-confessed election rigger.
In light of the stunt he pulled last week, they’ll also call him the erratic, foul-mouthed leadership pretender. Melaye, an Action Congress of Nigeria stalwart, who obviously harbours hopes of standing for elections again in the future, was asked by one of his followers on twitter to explain one of his many bumbling positions. Rather than declining to respond or doing so with grace befitting a leader, this was his response: “You can take two liters of acid and shut up.”
Now pause for a moment and think about this: If that man was a Jonathan or a Fashola, do you think he would tolerate free speech or criticism? A Pinch… doesn’t think so. For his natural ability to surpass his previous levels of silliness, Dino Melaye takes the CeeCee this week.

Jonathan seeks help from God over First Lady’s health

The deteriorating health of the First Lady, Patience Jonathan, and her continuous absence from the country has continued to be a source of worry to Mr. President who had asked friends, family and associates to put his wife in their daily prayers.
A source close to the president has disclosed to reporters at the Villa that Jonathan being a highly devoted man of God has decided to use the morning devotional prayers, which he attends with his wife as a point to reach out to his wife in prayers.
The source said, “The President, as you know, is a very devoted person who has been praying for the wife and those of us who are close to them do not stop to pray for her as well.
“Yesterday (Friday), a special prayer session was conducted for her and we know that God Almighty has already healed her of whatever is afflicting her and that she will soon join us as she used to do every morning.”
It was also gathered that the first lady was to return to the country yesterday, but all effort made by Daily post to reach out to Jonathan’s personal aides to confirm the rumour proved abortive as none of them was ready to speak with our correspondent.
Meanwhile, the rumour about Mrs Jonathan’s ill health continues to wax stronger, as people continue to hold on to their own side of the story. While some believe that the Nigerian number one woman has gone for food poisoning treatment, others believe she went for plastic surgery.
On the contrary, her spokesman, Mr. Ayo Osinlu, had insisted that his boss travelled to Germany just to calm her nerves.
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