Sometimes I wish I were a lunatic, so I would be
operating from the realm of total freedom, that realm of extreme
happiness and zero burden where the natural response to life’s
complexities is a wry smile, a rippling soliloquy and, sometimes, a
dance in Adamic state to spite curious glances. If I were mad, I would
be free from the worries of what to eat, what to wear or where to sleep;
I wouldn’t care who rules the world or who runs my state; I would give
no hoot who owns a phone, who rows a boat or who drives a train. But
most importantly, I would have taken a special interest in those the
world calls sane, and know and mark their thought processes to detect
when they reach for the world of the insane, my own world. If I were
mad, I would raise the flag each time I observe a fellow the world takes
seriously act more insane than my folks in the realm of freedom.
I would inform the sane world of their loss of a member when I
see a bachelor announce to his community, with glee, that the Community
Health Centre just informed him of his wife’s new born baby. Such oddity
makes for insanity, and qualifies for what which would catch my fancy.
It is similar to a man who never applied to Harvard calling a feast to
announce the University authorities just informed him that he made the
second best graduating student of the school. The only other silly
scenario comparable to the above two is when a village laggard who
doesn’t have even one farm announces to his family, with much fanfare,
that the village king just congratulated him for having harvested the
largest quantity of yam tubers in the village. In any of the three
scenarios, I would alert the world of the insane, and cause them to
prepare for the arrival of a new member.
I’ve never seen any of these scenarios happen amongst normal men,
until it happened, last Monday, and in the oddest of places: Nigeria’s
Presidency. President Goodluck Jonathan turned what was supposed to be
our national day of honour to a day of falsehood. Reading his usual
uninspiring statewide broadcast to Nigerians on Independence Day, the
President boasted; “We are fighting corruption in all facets of our
economy, and we are succeeding…We have exposed decades of scam in the
management of pensions and fuel subsidy, and ensured that the culprits
are being brought to book.
In its latest report, Transparency International (TI) noted that
Nigeria is the second most improved country in the effort to curb
corruption.
We will sustain the effort in this direction with an even stronger
determination to strengthen the institutions that are statutorily
entrusted with the task of ending this scourge.”
I am used to lies from the government Mr. Jonathan runs. He is known
for making false claims without batting an eyelid. Even in this same
speech, before he dropped Transparency International’s name in his web
of lies, he had earlier boasted of creating ‘millions of jobs’ for the
youths. But let’s let that be for now and, maybe, return to it if space
permits.
My focus is on the President’s claim on curbing corruption. First,
the claim was false. Premium Times, an investigative blog, stunned by
the overnight positive rating of Nigeria by Transparency International
as claimed by the president, immediately reached the global
anti-corruption body and obtained from them a contrary, and, I must add,
authentic report which stated clearly that, “Transparency International
does not have a recent rating or report that places Nigeria as the
second most improved country in the fight against corruption.”
Premium Times further reported: “The group said its most recent
indexing of Nigeria’s corruption activities was in the 2011 Corruption
Perceptions Index, which measured perceived level of public sector
corruption in the country. In that index, Nigeria scored 2.4 on a scale
where 0 means highly corrupt and 10 means very clean. It was ranked 143
out of 183 countries. That rating was actually a dip in performance for
Nigeria as the country was rated 134 out of 183 countries the previous
year, 2010.”
As a matter of fact, Jonathan’s efforts, in the last two years, to
nurture the monster, reflected commensurately in Transparency
International’s Corruption Perceptions Index. We actually dipped in
performance, a sad testimony to Jonathan’s romance with all that is
corrupt. Then, suddenly, in one fell swoop, he conjured up lies, in
collaboration with his numerous Aso Rock sycophants, and dished out to a
nation long used to hearing lies from their rulers. Name-dropping is
the art of many a master fraudster. They drop names to obtain
credibility and hoodwink their victims into willful submission. That was
what Mr. Jonathan did in that speech.
Most people think the blame should be heaped on the president’s many
courtiers – often called aides. I do not think so. I think it was a
deliberate attempt by the president himself to remain on track in his
agenda of ensuring high-level criminals walk free under his watch. The
president was aware that such an obviously false paragraph was included
in the speech. He thought, as I think he has always done, that we still
live in the ‘80s when it was easy for the rulers to mount the screen and
reel out lies and false statistics to the nation. His major challenge
is his sustained effort to wish away the new world order in which
information gets delivered to the hands of its seeker just within
seconds, at the mere click of a mouse. The president didn’t know
somebody would want to verify his bogus claim. He thinks we still value
the Business Days and This Days of this world.
Forget the excuse that they saw it in a newspaper. Our president is
of a sound mind, I believe, that is why he would never allow Business
Day, or any newspaper for that matter, tell him he has been fighting
corruption when he knows he hasn’t even raised a finger in the purported
fight. We all know, and agree, that a battle that is won must have
first begun at one time. When did Mr. Jonathan begin the battle against
corruption to have earned the reverence of Transparency International,
so much so that his government would be ranked alongside serious
countries like the United States in the efforts to curb the monster?
Of all the high profile thievery littered on our political
landscape, and under Mr. Jonathan’s watch, how many cases have been
pursued by the government? How many former governors have been jailed?
How many known corrupt former government officials have been prosecuted
under Jonathan? So when did he begin the corruption fight to have earned
such an enviable place amongst nations committed to obliterating the
existence of the monster in their polity? Was the battle fought in his
dream? Should sane Nigerians be worried? At best, it is a delusion of
grandeur for a PhD holder to see a paragraph allocating laurels to him
for finishing tops in a race he never signed up for, and then went ahead
to read it out to the world. But I think it is worse, I see it as a
determined attempt at perjury which, in truth, should be taken very
seriously by every Nigerian.
If the president wasn’t aware that such a paragraph was included in
his Independence Day speech, then it beggars belief that a president
doesn’t proofread his speeches before the days he delivers them to the
nation. If that is the case, it then underscores the beliefs of folks
like me, that this president is not fit for office. What manner of
president will not make inputs in the preparation of the speech he
delivers to his citizens? If this is the case, then nothing he ever says
should be taken seriously, because he never said them anyway. He simply
read what people wrote and asked him to read.
This must be basically why he reads them out without any facial
communication with his viewers, just like a jittery student does facing
his exam scripts in the exam hall.
You know a serious president with the importance he attaches to
addressing his fellow citizens, a rare opportunity to talk directly to
millions of people who long to hear his plans for the present and
future. One of such presidents is Bill Clinton of the United States.
In his autobiography, My Life, President Clinton gives an insight
into the premium he attaches to his speeches. Days before his
inauguration, he had already started working on his speech. Narrating
the very many activities that took place during the run up to the
inauguration, he writes of January 17th, 1993: “By the time we got back
to Blair House, the official guest residence just across the street from
the White House, we were tired… but before falling asleep, I took some
time to review the latest draft of my inaugural address.
I still wasn’t satisfied with it. Compared with my campaign
speeches, it seemed stilted. I knew it had to be more dignified, but I
didn’t want it to drag.”
Remember that the inauguration was to be 20th of January. Then, of
18th January, Clinton writes: “…After the concert, there was a
late-night prayer service at the First Baptist Church, and it was after
midnight when I got back to Blair House. Though it was getting better, I
still wasn’t satisfied with the inaugural address. My
speechwriters…must have been tearing their hair out, because as we
practiced between one and four in the morning on inauguration day, I was
still changing it… The terrific staff at Blair House…was ready with
gallons of coffee to keep us awake and snacks to keep us in a reasonably
good humor. By the time I went to bed for a couple of hours’ sleep, I
was feeling better about the speech”
Please note the odd hours when he had to stay awake just for the
sake of the speech: one am to four am. But that wasn’t all. Even on the
inauguration day, Bill Clinton still got back to the speech before it
was time for his swearing in. Read him: “We went back to Blair House to
look at the speech for the last time. It had gotten a lot better since 4
a.m.”
Isn’t it odd that the president of America, an English speaking
country, will have sleepless nights preparing for a speech he would
deliver in the same English language, his native language, while a
Nigerian president, who speaks English as a borrowed language, doesn’t
care one bit about what is contained in his presidential speeches?
The difference is in what each respects most. Mr. Clinton respects
the right of the average American citizen to know the truth, while Mr.
Jonathan respects the corrupt Nigerian system of which he is a creation.
That system is what he has been battling to preserve, even if it means
lying before the entire world.
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