Some
footballers don’t have the mental capacity to think of anything else
apart from football. You can see the look in Wayne Rooney‘s eyes whilst
he’s being interviewed or walking around Manchester in his casual
hoodies that all that’s going on behind his pretty blue eyes is
Football, Football, Football.
Other footballers, perhaps with a higher IQ than Rooney’s, have
managed to venture past the world of football and moved on into other
careers, much like how England cricket legend Freddie Flintoff has now
begun the transition towards becoming a fully-fledged heavyweight boxer,
license and all. It remains to be seen whether Flintoff will be a
success, go down fighting, or simply get punched really hard in the face
seconds into his first fight and realise it was all a terrible idea.
Here are some footballers who have had ulterior careers away from the
football pitch, some successful, some unsuccessful, but many of them
hilarious.
Roman Pavlyuchenko
Roman Pavlyuchenko
Former Tottenham striker Roman Pavlyuchenko also has a flourishing
career in politics. In Russia he is a city council representative of
Stavropol, and is a member of Vladimir Putin’s “United Russia” party.
Upon winning the seat in 2008, the Russian international told
reporters: “Because of my profession it won’t be easy for me to take
part directly in the workings of the city council – but I am ready to
help with advice and with a concrete contribution to the development
possibilities for exercise and sport.”
He probably won’t be leading a coup d’etat to take control of the Kremlin any time soon.
Geoff Horsfield
The powerful target man that is Geoff Horsfield, who played for the
likes of Fulham, Birmingham and West Brom, didn’t have the easiest of
careers, especially in the early years.
After failing to make it through the trails for hometown club
Barnsley, the forward took up a college course in Bricklaying. Horsfield
continued to work as a brickie while playing non-league football.
Rather heroically, he netted 30 in 40 during his second spell at
Halifax town, clinching them promotion into the football league, and
thus allowing the club to offer Horsfield a full-time contract so he
could finally lay his trowel to rest and stop doing his back in whilst
mixing cement.
Terry Venables
Terry Venables is well known for being a competent football manager,
but off the pitch El Tel had a number of business interests. As well as
becoming Managing Director of QPR and Chairman at Tottenham, he also
owned a nightclub.
Unfortunately for the former England manager, he was banned from
acting as a company director for seven years in 1998 after a case made
by the Department of Trade and Industry proved instances of bribery,
deception, manipulation of accounts and taking money owed to creditors.
Venables has also entered into the world of writing, and is the
co-creator of ITV series “Hazell”, working with Gordon Williams to
produce four novels based on the same character. In 1990, he also came
up with the predecessor to football management computer games with a
board game version of the same concept.
Robbie Fowler
Robbie Fowler is one of the richest footballers in the world and was
named as one of the 1,000 wealthiest Britons in 2005. This was not due
to of any particularly large wage offers made to him by Liverpool,
Manchester City or Leeds during his playing days, but because he is also
a well-known property mogul.
Fowler owns over 80 properties, in addition to other business
interests, including several racehorses co-owned with former team-mate
Steve McManaman and has a net worth valued at £28million.
Socrates
Socrates is known as one of Brazil’s most iconic players, but he also
managed to become a Doctor of Medicine, studying for the degree while
playing football.
Furthermore, the former Brazil international who unfortunately passed
away this time last year, was also heavily involved in politics. He
started the Corinthians Democracy movement and influenced several of his
team-mates to help him protest against the military government that
controlled Brazil at the time. He also contributed to several newspapers
and magazines, writing articles on Sports as well as Politics and
Economics.
Andy Cole
The Premier League’s second highest all-time goalscorer Andrew Cole
once tried to replace hitting the back of the net for hits in the chart
when he released his first and only single “Outstanding” in 1999, back
when he was just Andy.
Of course, as you can imagine, it was not outstanding at all and failed to make it into the UK Top 40.
Despite popular belief, the song was not actually written by Cole,
and was a cover of The Gap Band’s 1982 hit. The Gap Band reached number 1
in the US RnB charts, which only highlights how awful the former
Manchester United striker’s version truly was.
Upon his transfer to Nottingham Forest in 2008, a small group of
Forest fans attempted to get Cole’s flopped single re-released, not that
the striker approved.
The former England man told the Nottingham Evening Post he was not
interested in restarting his music career: “I was a great deal younger
when I made Outstanding and I can categorically say it will represent my
one and only attempt to make an impression in the world of music.”
Morten Gamst Pedersen
Have you ever wondered why Morten Gamst Pedersen always seems to have
very snazzy, boybandish hair? Well it’s because the Blackburn Rovers
man is actually in a boy band, known as “The Players”.
The Norwegian Pop outfit have only recorded one song, a charity
single entitled This is for Real, as part of the Red Cross campaign
Soccer against Crime.
There are five members of “The Players”, who are all footballers. The
other four are Freddy Dos Santos, Raymond Kvisvik, Kristopher Haestad
and Oyvind Svenning.
Pedersen is not the only footballer-come-singer set to appear in this
list, but he is arguably the most successful. The single swept across
Scandinavia, giving the midfielder a career to fall back on if it all
goes wrong for him in the Championship.
Vinnie Jones
After retiring from the game, Vinnie got a job in acting, essentially
being Vinnie Jones. The former Wimbledon, Chelsea and Leeds midfielder
has featured in 66 films and TV shows according to IMDB, including a
debut in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and a leading role in Mean
Machine.
Jones has also appeared in WWE, back when it was WWF in 1998 as a
Special Enforcer, taking on the Big Boss Man and subsequentially issuing
him a Red Card. In 2007, Jones returned to the ring to tell Wrestling
fans he had “kicked Stone Cold’s Arse” on the set of The Condemned – a
film in which both hard men featured.
Aside from acting and wrestling (although they could be counted as
the same thing), the former Wales international has also released a
Blues and Soul album in 2002 with covers of classics such as “Bad Bad
Leroy Brown”.
Something tells me there is a reason Vinnie hasn’t released another album since.
Theo Walcott
Theo Walcott
Unlike many other footballers who have gone on to release
autobiographies, for example Wayne Rooney’s five year book deal in which
his second publication “Wayne Rooney – My decade in the Premier League”
sold just 6,000 copies in the first six weeks prior to its release,
Theo Walcott has gone for a far subtler approach.
The Arsenal winger has released a series of children’s books based
around the semi-fictional “T.J.”, a young school-boy taking the
playground and school team by storm with his goal-scoring abilities.
The England international has now released four books; “T.J. and the
Hat-trick”, “T.J. and the Penalty”, “T.J. and the Cup Run” and “T.J. and
the winning goal”.
Some of the issues tackled in the books include T.J.’s best friend
becoming overweight and being dropped by the school team’s coach due to a
lack of fitness, former star player Tulsi considering quitting the
school team after being left behind as the rest of the players progress
as footballers, and a new teacher taking over as coach and imposing
terrible tactics weeks before the semi-final in the youth cup.
Mat Mitchel-King
The AFC Wimbledon player has moonlighted as
a model in the past, and was used as Rio Ferdinand’s body double while
playing for Conference North side Histon.
Mitchel-King gave up his second career after being offered a
professional contract by Crewe Alexandra. The defender and midfielder
initially worked for Armani after being scouted walking down Oxford
street.
“I thought I was going to be a millionaire in my first year, but it
didn’t work out like that,” Mitchel-King told reporters upon signing for
Crewe in 2009.
“I am Rio Ferdinand’s official body double, I think my rates are a bit cheaper than his,” he added.
Clint Dempsey
Dempsey
Tottenham forward Clint Dempsey is another footballer to dip into the
world of music. Recording under the name Deuce, Dempsey is a part-time
rapper, and teams up with fellow Texan hip-hoppers XO and Big Hawk to
form the “Screwed Up Click”.
The rap group featured on the track “Don’t Tread”, used by Nike in an american advertising campaign for the 2006 World Cup.
There’s every chance the USA international could be returning to the
mic as his Tottenham career has suffered a somewhat false start.
David Ginola
David Ginola’s post-football career is largely unsurprising. What else
would a suave, wealthy and incredibly French Frenchman do apart from
becoming a Winemaker.
The former Newcastle and Tottenham midfielder even won a silver medal
at the 2008 International Wine Challenge for a Rose produced at his
vineyard in Provence.
Anthony Lapaglia
Better known for his acting than his footballing, Anthony Lapaglia is
a major US Television actor and has starred in Without a Trace,
Frasier, and Murder One, as well as doing voice work for Happy Feet and
Happy Feet Two.
But what is less known about the Aussie actor is he was once a goalkeeper for Adelaide City and West Adelaide in the 1980s.
Lapaglia is now part-owner of Sydney FC, and is Club President of
Hollywood United, an amateur team made of former footballers living in
Hollywood including Vinnie Jones and Frank Leboeuf, accompanied by
lesser footballing talents Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, actor Jason
Statham and film director Danny Cannon.
Eric Cantona
Eric Cantona
Eric Cantona is a Manchester United and Premier League legend, but
following his early retirement from football in 1997, Cantona threw
himself into the film industry.
Cantona has now appeared in 21 movies, although initially only
appearing as a footballer in films such as “Eleven men against Eleven”,
which he was not credited for.
After a few years however, The King’s career really took off as he
starred in Looking For Eric, in which Cantona plays himself and is a
central character in the off-beat comedy. He also features in the
interestingly titled 2012 French film “Porn in the hood”.
Aside from film, the former United forward also has an interest in
politics and tried to stage a social revolution by telling customers
from high-street banks to withdraw their funds in protest to the Global
banking crisis in 2010.
Gica Popescu
Gica Popescu is a former Barcelona captain, and played for Tottenham,
PSV and Galatasaray. But as well as being a top-level footballer, the
defender was also a part time spy in his native Romania.
In his early career, Popescu was approached by the Securitate and was
expected to supply the Romanian secret police with information based on
Universitatea Craiova’s runs in the UEFA cup, and also grass up any
team-mates who could become defectors.
What remains to be discovered is whether Popescu’s loan to Steaua
Bucuresti, the Romanian Army’s football team, in 1988, was a direct
attempt by the Securitate to ignite an implosion of the club and the
armed forces as part of the ongoing struggle for power on the Romanian
political scene.
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