I
think Mr. President should just tell us the truth, Christmas is round
the corner, and money is needed to buy hampers. We won’t get angry, we
are Nigerians.
How una dey? As things are, the Presidential blackmail is on in full swing. Yesterday, the President
presented a supplementary budget to the National Assembly seeking an extra
N161
billions so that we will not have the pleasure of queuing up for petrol
during this Christmas. Don’t worry about the extra money my Prez, we
are already used to queuing, or in the alternative, fulfilling our
petrol addiction from those boys who sell the stuff just beside empty
filling stations. Personally, I think Mr. President should just tell us
the truth, Christmas is round the corner, and money is needed to buy
hampers. We won’t get angry, we are Nigerians.
But then again, Nigerians are capable of getting angry, especially
when we are hit in the pocket as patients in LUTH are about to discover.
Annoyed over a new tax deduction which would rather than go to better
roads, or hospitals, go to yet another set of Christmas hampers, doctors
in that institution
have withdrawn their services.
I guess that this latest doctor’s strike in Lagos would help accelerate
the case of former Don, Wale Babalakin who had taken the liberty of
checking himself into that institution with some unnamed malady.
At the very least though, the strike in LUTH will mean that the
erstwhile Kogi state I-am-that-I-am will not have the option of taking
up the bed next to Babalakin in LUTH’s private ward the day after
escaping from the EFCC by the skin of his teeth. The former governor had
tried to go down the well worn route of thwarting justice, but
unfortunately realised, maybe a little too late that im levels no reach.
Since the Supreme Court decided that he should face trial, and LUTH
(with its private wards) is on strike, Abubakar Audu decided to take
another route.
He jumped out of a window…
Sadly, and quite distressingly, jumping out of a window is not an
option available to Prof. Kamene Okonjo, given her age. Forty eight
hours after Delta state governor, Uduaghan promised that she would be
recovered “within 24 hours”, the kidnappers have finally gotten in
touch. They have asked that her daughter, NOI, our Minister of the
Economy, either bring the fuel subsidy money,
or the sum of N200 millions. I guess they had not heard about the supplementary budget request as of the time of the phone call.
Bits and bobs
Despite his best efforts to have them thrown out, the Federal High
Court sitting in Abuja yesterday told serving Senator, Ali Ndume, that
records of phone calls and text messages between himself and Boko Haram
members
will be used as evidence against him.
Three things that are clear, the Senator will not resign, the Senator
will try and get the case adjourned for the next ten years, and if that
fails, the Senator will be admitted into LUTH.
Despite the fact that there was a “partial removal of fuel subsidy”
in January, the President (still on that issue) has told us that
the cost of fuel subsidies have gone up
even more. I admit to using more petrol in 2012. The power situation
got worse in the second half of the year, so my generator was a lot more
active, poor thing.
Determined not to be outdone by Paul Biya, fellow countryman Isa Hayatou
has schemed his challenger out of the way.
The 66 year old is apparently the only person in a continent of over a
billion souls that has the vision to run our football. It’s too early in
the day, but permit me to go and get drunk.
YNaija.com