Saturday, 15 December 2012

Corruption and Enjoyment Lifestyle


By Grimot Nane, PhD A few years ago, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon introduced a new set of verb words (unheard of elsewhere) to describe the reason for poor governance in Nigeria.
The words were "big stouting," "suyaing" and "peppersouping." We can add to that shortlist list "jeeping," "spraying," "Benzing," "declaring," "spooting," "bathing-up," "isiewuing," "owambeing," "nacking"; food, drink, sex and shakara. To the uninitiated, it is just another quip from the ex-legislator, something for laughter.
The words had deeper implications for society though. The poor state of the economy, polity and society of Nigeria, amongst other things, has a strong relationship with the overwhelming preoccupation if not neurotic obsession of indulging in "enjoyment", "chopping life." It is as if most Nigerians live for the outcome of enjoyment and not the source of its funding which as a rule, is hard work and industry, sowing and reaping.
This is problematic because outside Nigeria, perhaps Africa, hard work means industry, sweat, inconvenience and commitment. In Nigeria it means graft, smarts and God's blessings. Another problem is the preference of most Nigerians for a lifestyle driven by "hyperbole," that is, enjoyment has to "be" larger than life each time it occurs. In fact, enjoyment is a day dreamy phenomenon in Nigeria.
The hyperbole of enjoyment involves the following: a family man furnishing and paying the rent for a young pretty girl he met only two weeks ago; owning six luxury cars at the same time; throwing extravagant parties every weekend / month end; spraying fabulous amounts of foreign/local currency at parties; eating out in fashionable restaurants; joining exclusive clubs, etc. This has become the standard the rich and affluent strive to maintain, and the less affluent and the poor strive to attain. The hyperbole all comes down to conspicuous consumption.
Conspicuous consumption as we know is enjoyment to show off, to signal to others that you are doing well in life. Yet, how many people who spend on the hyperbole of enjoyment with their hard-earned income?
While there is nothing wrong with engaging in enjoyment regularly, the money that affords it mainly comes from surpluses of income. Large or moderate surpluses in income outside the top 5% of earners in Nigeria are unimaginable, considering the high cost of living against low earning power of workers and entrepreneurs as the dominant economic condition of the country. So from where does the surplus money for enjoyment come?
The answer is simply corruption (majority) and crime (minority). Be it a corporate executive or a ranking government official, a clerk in the ministry or a constable at the border, a big-time fraudster or an area boy pick-pocket, they only spend generously on enjoyment with income from stolen, extorted, shared monies. Of course, there are fools and misfits who spend much of their hard-earned income on enjoyment, but they are not many.
The next question is why are people insensitive to enjoying themselves spontaneously with proceeds from theft? The answer to the question is less straightforward. Firstly, there is fact that there is no visible connection between arena of an act of theft and the arena of spending the proceeds acquired from a given theft. Secondly, Nigeria is really but unfortunately, a pre-industrial society with an underdeveloped economy, which means the incidence of poverty and deprivation is high. Enjoyment is often a narrow source of relief to the poor and the deprived (80% of the 150 million Nigerians), why should they question the source of their relief?
Thirdly, those in power or that are in the top 5% of income earners strategically use expenditure on enjoyment to secure their positions of authority in society. The top 5% have no incentive to rock the boat by questioning sources of income; that would be tantamount to shooting themselves in the foot. Fourthly, the norms of enjoyment are considered the highest of the highest in society. Nigerians since the oil-boom days of the 1970s have morphed in to a nigh-hedonistic society.
Therefore, we can see corruption and the enjoyment lifestyle work together. While it is easy to call the government of the day corrupt and inept, it is important for every citizen of the federal republic to realise that the enjoyment culture we so cherish in Nigeria, sometimes to the exclusion of everything else, is fuelled and promoted by the lifestyle we adore, the enjoyment lifestyle. Big stouting, suyaing and peppersouping as humorous as they may sound are, in the context they are used, a nutshell of wisdom that should give us cause to reflect on our choices and indulgences in the enjoyment culture.
If we as Nigerians are so addicted to the hedonism lifestyle, even when we know how it is funded, we should not complain too much about corruption and crime in society!
Dr. Nane is an errant scholar and economist, who lectures at London South Bank University.
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UNDP worried on pervasive corruption in Nigeria


The United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) at the weekend expressed worry over what it described as pervasive corruption in Nigeria.
Its Deputy Country Director Jan Thomas Heimestra spoke in Abuja at an expert workshop on development developing a training module on training of corruption risk assessors.
It was organised by the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC), the Technical Unit on Governance and Anti-Corruption Reforms (TUGAR) and Bureau of Public Procurement (BPP). He said the country must fight corruption with all available techniques.
Heimestra noted that the Federal Government is serious about the fight against corruption.
He said: “Well, corruption has become something and it is so entrenched in Nigeria. But I do believe that the government is doing its best. But is has become so persuasive that the trouble really needs all the tools and all the methodology to tackle it at this stage.”
The former Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (NEITI) Prof Asisi Asobie sought the implementation of the Hon Farouk Lawan led ad-hoc committee probe report on the Premium Motor Spirit subsidy. He said despite that the lawmaker has allegedly soiled his integrity, most parts of the report are very correct and useful to the country.
“So, there are critical issues identified that is still relevant. So nobody should rubbish the entire report mainly because somebody has allegedly undermined his own integrity and disappointed Nigerians.  But let us still say allegedly because we are still waiting for the final determination of the case,” he said.
The former NEITI chairman, who was a facilitator in the workshop, noted that the report was right that the subsidy fund was paid to those who never supplied the Premium Motor Spirit (petrol).
He added that the report was also correct to have pointed out that Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) paid itself subsidy, contrary to the provision of the law.
Asobie said: “I agree, considering what has happened to Faouk Lawan, people are likely to think that the best thing is to throw away the report. But No. Go and read it. I have the report. You will find out that though you have some problems with some of the things they say. Even before this bribery scandal came you can question some of the things. But the critical issue is that they are correct.
“One of the issues they raised is that people were getting paid for not supplying fuel.  So you can actually identify that as a critical problem. One of the issues is that the report identified the problem that NNPC was paying itself subsidy. And there is no power for NNPC to do that.  The constitution says the opposite.”
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Security Guard Hits Karen Igho, Threatens To Shoot Her For Not Tipping Him

Hitting a woman is an act reminiscent of the stone age – in this time and age, any man that doesn’t realize women are weaker vessels that deserve to be protected, is a savage. Women have their own faults no doubt but how does raising your hand against her solve anything – only if you’re not well trained from home will you believe striking a woman is a solution.
A Battered Karen Showing Her Face Via Twitter
A Battered Karen Showing Her Face Via Twitter
I can go on and on but let Karen Igho, winner of BBA  Amplified tell the story herself. This assault must be condemned by all regardless of whether we like her face or not. Read her tweets below:
@Karen_Igho: Wow I got slapped at a smirnof party, by a security guard!!! is it because I’m a woman?
@Karen_Igho: He loaded his gun and put it to my face at the car park, Said he will shoot me if I don’t give him money..I said I didn’t have. He slap me!!. More tweets below.
@Karen_Igho: Now my face is swollen and I’m in pain!!
@Karen_Igho: All I wanted to do was to go support my friend @DENRELE_EDUN who hosted the event
@Karen_Igho: Wow I got slapped at a smirnoff party, by a security He loaded his gun and put it to my face at the car park,he wanted money and I didn’t have any on me then he slapped me.still in shock and pain
@Karen_Igho: I feel abused and hurt
@Karen_Igho: The slap sent me landing on the floor and hitting my head
Already, she has hinted that she won’t allow this pass without a fight as she recalled her shock when the security guard cocked his gun and threatened to shoot her. According to one of her tweets “Even my father has never slapped me like this…”
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Mario Balotelli not happy about Obafemi Martins’ affair with his sister


Nigerian player, Obafemi Martins is in love with Abigail Barwuah, the sister of Manchester City’s Mario Balotteli and he is not hiding it. Photos of Obagoal and Ghanaian Abigail Barwuah hugging and kissing has emerged and gone viral. Reports by the foreign media say Abigail and the Nigeria international, Martins, who plays for Levante in the Spanish La Liga, are involved in a discrete relationship.
Record.com.mx quoted some Italian media, saying that the pair were captured on camera in suggestive poses, with Martins embracing and kissing Abigail. The relationship between the Nigerian goal poacher and his Ghanaian girlfriend started in Milan, Italy when Martins was playing for Inter Milan.
It was gathered that Balotelli is deeply concerned and displeased that the pictures have been published, as he does not approve of the relationship.
Abigail is the eldest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas – Rose Barwuah, biological parents of Balotelli. It would be recalled that Mario Balotelli at age two was fostered by White Italian family, Francesco and Silvio Balotelli as suggested by Social Workers when his parents couldn’t cope with his health condition.
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My Wedding Is Coming Soon – Dbanj

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Following on the heels of his admission on Tyme Out With Tee-A that he is not single, the Kokomaster has revealed his ideal type of woman and emphatically declared that he is not under any form of pressure from his parents to get married. Hear him:
“I believe there is someone for everyone. So there must be a Miss Right somewhere for me, but let’s not go about breaking people’s heart. I will get married when it is God’s time. The month, year or date is what I cannot disclose for now. Let’s just put it this way; my wedding is coming soon.
“I want my well-wishers to guess if she is going to be a Nigerian or foreigner. However, the most important thing to me is to marry a woman who will not fry my heart for supper, lunch or breakfast.
“I am not under any pressure from my parents to get married and start producing children. I am fortunate in the sense that my parents know too well as much as I do that marriage is not something a man and a woman should rush into; the couple have to be emotionally compatible and spiritually ready to live under the same roof for the rest of their lives and be fully committed to each other through thick and thin.
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“David Luiz should play in defence, not midfield” – Mikel Obi


Despite the great reviews David Luiz received, after he played in midfield for Chelsea against Monterrey, John Mikel Obi, was not too sure his team mate should carry on playing there.
“It was a bit of a shock to see David lining up there,” Mikel said as reported in the Guardian. “I said to him as we got on to the pitch: ‘Where shall I play?’
“He said he’d play the holding role and that I should go forward. I said OK but, when the game started, I looked up and he was already up their end of the pitch.”
The Nigerian international, who has seen Rafa Benitez pick Oriol Romeu ahead of him, also said he thinks Luiz, should stay back in defence.
“David is a great player, but I don’t know if this is going to be a long-term thing,” he said. “I think he needs to play at the back.
“It was a good performance from him – he kept the ball well and played it well – but when it’s not your normal position you sometimes lose something.
“He is a great player and a strong character who can only get better for this club. He keeps going and doing his thing. Fair play to him.”
Interesting, Luiz is constantly criticised for playing with too much flair, while Chelsea fans, feel Mikel does not contribute enough to their attacking play.
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Defiant Wenger: We’ll Buy Messi In January And Surprise You

Despite the intense criticism he has faced this season – which by the way he is familiar with and speculation of a rift between him and his assistant, Steve Bould, Arsene Wenger has stoically backed his current crop of players insisting he actually won more trophies with a group of players who were not as focused as his current squad at the Emirates.
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The 62-year old Frenchman told a news conference on Friday, “I have had groups who had fantastic results who were less serious than these players, believe me. We won trophies with players who were less focused than this team.
“Of course these players are hurting. You think they don’t care and they go home [after Bradford] and think they had a fantastic game? They do care.
“We have not kicked on, that’s true. But we have rebuilt a team this year and we’ll see where we finish.”
over the years, the beleaguered gaffer ended his press conference on a light note, suggesting that Arsenal fans could look forward to a big January signing.
He added: “What do you call big [in terms of a signing]?
“We will buy Lionel Messi in January and surprise you!”
Arsenal travel to Reading on Monday in an encounter they must win if they have to keep their hopes of a top-3 finish alive.
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