Anglican Pastor Had Sex In Church – President Mugabe

Followers of expelled and ex-communicated bishop Nolbert Kunonga engaged in illicit sexual intercourse in the St Mary’s and other church buildings.

The Anglican Church of the Province of Central Africa (CPCA) has said just as it performed a massive cleansing ceremony on all church buildings which operations consumated yesterday(Sunday).
The sexual vices were that significant that President Robert Mugabe was alerted leading to the head of state deciding to dump Kunonga, his long time ally and a leading supporter in the Anglican clergy.
Sources have claimed President Robert Mugabe’s repulsion to the alleged activities is the reason why Kunonga has found no state support as before.
The CPCA’s Bishop Chad Gandiya, yesterday finalised a cleansing exercise that began late in November, concludiding it at the St Mary’s Cathedral in Harare. The exercise follows the takeover of all church properties that had been seized by the renegade ZANU PF former strong man bishop Kunonga.
The CPCA’s secretary Clifford Dzawo told reporters they were going to carry out similar cleansing ceremonies throughout the country to make churches usable following the alleged immoral defilement.
“We are going into all churches for cleansing as the churches had been turned into brothels when we were in exile. Kunonga had been made the custodian of the church by the court, but we want to thank the Lord because they have now understood that we are the rightful owners of the properties. The church has been rededicated to the Lord as we are now going to our rightful places of worship. Some places had been turned into crèches, receptions and bedrooms and were abused and now it (the cathedral) is now being used for the proper purpose it serves,” said Dzawo.
The ceremonies which include the burning of incense and sprinkling of holy water is meant to cleanse the properties of demonic or sinful entanglements.
Naijaurban

“There is nothing in marriage other than children!” Fathia Balogun

Yoruba sexiest actress and mother of three, Fathia Balogun who was once rumoured to be planning her third marriage has come out to deny it.

Fathia Balogun told a friend at a movie location recently that there is nothing else she left behind in marriage that she has to go and take back.
“I was surprised when it was rumoured sometimes ago that I have fixed another wedding date. What am I looking for again in marriage after three children? My prayer is just that, God should just bless me with riches and good health and help me in my career to be able to give the best to my children. There is nothing I need in marriage than children…” Fathia Balogun said.
Naijaurban

After Raw Sugar, Government Stops Importation of Cement too

Just as it has just been announced about the importation of raw sugar, the government said importation of cement has been cancelled with a view to promoting local production.
This revelation has been made by the Minister of Trade and Investment, Dr. Olusegun Aganga. Making the disclosure in Abuja, Aganga said the policy which entailed the stoppage of cement importation and the rolling out of a new set of policies that would force down the prices of cement in the country would be in place in 2013.
He added that the federal government made the move in fulfilment of President Goodluck Jonathan’s determination to make Nigeria one of the leading cement exporting countries next year. The minister, who informed that paper work on the policy had been finalised, said the present administration would ensure that the patronage of local goods is patronised by Nigerians as from 2013.
According to him, the acronym of “Buy Naija, create more jobs” embarked upon by his ministry, would not only be boosted next year, but also be sustained to improve the nation’s economy through jobs creation and increased wealth for Nigerians. He then explained that one of the aims of the ministry was to promote the patronage of local products to promote economic growth, create jobs and generate wealth for the populace.
InformationNigeria.org

If General Buhari Was President…–By Segun Dada

 Segun Dada

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In my lifetime, I have taken certain decisions. One of the biggest and most thoughtful however, was voting the Congress for Progressive Change in the 2011 elections. I remember arguing with most of my friends during his campaign trail on why GMB (General Muhamadu Buhari) being president would have been the best thing to happen to our country’s already diminishing state. I made a case for how GMB would have liberated our country from the shackles of corruption and corrupt elements parading themselves at the time as leaders.
Say what you will about the man, he remains, till date, the only individual we tested with the keys to our treasury and our funds didn’t disappear into thin air. Like any other world class leader, GMB isn’t perfect. He was alleged to have abused human rights while he was military head of state but he was never accused of stealing or overseeing the looting of government funds. He remains till date the only Nigerian head of state who never stole a kobo of government money. He remains the only Nigerian leader till date to have never condoned acts of corruption or corrupt elements while he was in the corridors of power. He proved this beyond reasonable doubt as Federal Commissioner for Petroleum and Energy, 1976-78, Chairman, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation and Head of State and Commander in Chief, Nigerian Armed Forces, 1984-85.
The purpose of this write-up is not to present GMB as a magician or a superhuman who could have waved the magic wand and made all our country’s problems go away in two years. But I am certain that under GMB as president, we wouldn’t have had;
1. A president who is not remotely in connection with the sufferings of the masses.
2. A president who would have been globe-trotting the world while the citizens of his country are driven out of their homes by flood.
3. N5,000,000,000,000 wouldn’t have disappeared under his watch within two years of his administration without a single conviction.
4. GMB wouldn’t have boasted on national TV that he didn’t give a damn about citizens asking him to declare his assets
5. A terrorist sect that has taken responsibility for murdering thousands of Nigerians wouldn’t have held the nation to ransom under GMB
6. N2,100,000,000 wouldn’t have put on shoes and disappeared from the Nigerian minting and printing company without people whose sole responsibility was safeguarding these funds answering for it.
7. Fuel subsidy thieves would have been answering seriously for the crimes of stealing from the Nigerian people.
8. GMB as president wouldn’t be spending N1,000,000,000 as feeding allowance.
9. He wouldn’t be leaving our unborn grandchildren with scores of debts that even their generations can’t ever repay.
10. Nigeria won’t be in so much mess both locally and internationally as it is today.
11. We wouldn’t be spending N2,000,000,000 on a banquet hall we don’t need when we have 112,000,000 out of a population of 167,000,000,000 who live on $2 a day.
12. We won’t be inside IMF’s back pockets right now with our neck deep in debt.
You may wonder if am psychic for pre-empting what Buhari would have done differently if he was Nigerian president today. His antecedents as a leader have brought me to this conclusions. He was a man who during his campaign, advised all criminal elements to flee the country or face prosecution if he became president. He attended every presidential debate to let his voice be heard. He didn’t abscond from confrontation and didn’t shy away from fielding questions.
Some days to the 2011 elections, GMB wept before a press conference. People claimed it was a political stunt to garner sympathy votes. He was a man who saw tomorrow. He cried so we could understand what he saw and wanted to change. We laughed at him. We scoffed at his pain and today we cry? Who is laughing last? We wail at the spate at which the man we elected as leader(God knows I never voted for him) rape the country dry. Today at least, some of us know better. Buhari was everything, but he was not a thief. He wasn’t a man to tolerate thieves either. He is a man who was willing to liberate the nation from the shackles of oppression and criminality. In my humble opinion, he is a living legend.
*This piece is dedicated to my mentor and my hero. To a man who saw tomorrow, to a great man as he clocked 70 on monday. Happy birthday sir*.
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In less than 3 generations, 41% of the world’s youth will be African

Sudanese billionaire, Mo Ibrahim’s foundation recently released a report on African youths titled, African Youths: Fulfilling the Potential.The report contains several interesting facts on Africa’s youthful population. Check them out below:

In less than 3 generations, 41% of the world’s youth will be African

By 2035, Africa’s labour force will be larger than China’s

At the end of the century, Africa will have the lowest dependency ratio in the world

Young Africans are more literate than their parents, but more unemployed

By 2050, over 1/4 of the world’s labour force will be African

Between 2010 and 2020, Africa will add 163 million people to its potential labour force

Over the next 10 years, there will be 108 million more school-age children in Africa

Africa spends more on secondary education than the global average

The youngest athlete in the 2012 Olympic Games was a 13 year-old Togolese swimmer

CP-Africa.com

Sex-starved man demands N1.2 million compensation from wife’s parents

Malam Mukailu Naibi of Keke Village, Kaduna, whose wife allegedly starved him of sex for two years, on Wednesday demanded N1,2 million as compensation from the wife’s parents before an Abuja Area Court.
Naibi, while testifying at the resumed hearing of the case, told the court that the amount, covered the bride price he paid before marrying Maryam, his wife.
He also told the court that the amount also covered the cost of damages done to the house after Maryam allegedly set the house on fire before fleeing to court to seek divorce.
He also tendered written documents with records of all expenses made on his estranged wife and her parents, in addition to a witness to testify in his favour.
Naibi, aged 37, had told the court that his wife had refused to make love to him since they got married two years ago.
He also accused her of setting their house on fire.
“Your Worship, since we got married two years ago, my wife never allowed me to make love to her for once and all my attempts to do it always led to fighting.
“I married her out of love and I still love her, but with this development, I have no choice, but to ask the court to grant her divorce wish for the sake of peace,” Naibi said.
In her testimony, Maryam, who is 16 years old told the court that her husband made love to her once, but that she was not impressed and so she wanted a divorce.
“I don’t love him, I don’t love anybody who bears his name and I hate anybody who loves him,” she told the court.
Maryam’s mother who was her only witness in court denied most of Naibi’s claims but admitted some, saying that Maryam’s father was in a better position to clarify some issues.
The Judge, Haruna Masanawa, after hearing all the submissions of the parties in the case, ordered the court’s registrar to summons more witnesses, including Maryam’s father.
He adjourned the case to Jan. 16, 2013 for further hearing.
 DailyPost

We will uncover NNPC’s secret accounts – National Assembly vows

The National Assembly Joint Committee on Petroleum (Downstream) has vowed to uncover alleged secret accounts belonging to the Nigeria
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).
The Chairman of the committee, Sen. Magnus Abe, who said this during the defence of the NNPC 2013 budget proposals, stated that intelligence reports reaching the committee show that the NNPC management was allegedly maintaining a secret.
Abe said the government agency was in the habit of failing to tender relevant details of its financial operations.
The chairman described the presentation made by the management of the corporation as “unserious, full of contradictions and one that failed
to reconcile its revenue generation.”
He said “We want to know where the reserve is located, how much money is there, the account number, the signatories to the account among
other details relating to the reserve.”
“The budget you presented contains only the details of expenditure. There is no corresponding outline of its revenue profile for the
outgoing year.”
Abe further directed the NNPC to produce a proper documentation of its expenditure within two days or risk appropriate sanctions.
Speaking earlier, the NNPC Group Coordinator, Planning and Strategy, Timothy Okon, said 162 million barrels of crude was lifted by the
corporation between January and September 2012. Out of this, only 44 million barrels of crude were processed in the country while the rest
was refined abroad.
Okon added that, out of the revenue projection of N4.02 trillion for 2012, the corporation had collected N2.3 trillion as of September.
DailyPost