Sunday, 30 December 2012

No Vacancies For Defence, Power Ministers – Presidency

 BAYO OLADEJI, GEORGE AGBA, OLAOLU OLADIPO, and MIKE UBANI

The Presidency has dashed the hope of the people of Enugu and Kebbi states to have representatives in the Federal Executive Council (FEC) soon. Until June this year, Kebbi State was represented on the federal cabinet by Dr. Haliru Mohammed Bello as defence minister while Enugu State was represented by Prof. Barth Nnaji, who resigned in controversial circumstance as minister of power in August 2012. Bello was dropped alongside the late former National Security Adviser (NSA), Gen. Andrew Owoye Azazi, who died in a helicopter crash in Bayelsa State with Governor Patrick Yakowa of Kaduna State on December 15, 2012.
In an exclusive interview with LEADERSHIP SUNDAY, the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, said President Jonathan was not in a hurry to make replacements for Bello and Nnaji because the two ministers of state for power and defence were performing. Abati added that the absence of the substantive ministers had not created any vacuum in the running of the affairs of the two critical ministries.   
Prior to Abati’s clarifications, there were growing speculations in both official and unofficial quarters that President Jonathan might carry out a major cabinet shake-up in January next year because of the persistent misgivings of Nigerians over the performance of most of his ministers.
These speculations were fuelled by an emergency FEC meeting, which the President summoned penultimate Tuesday, but later cancelled. It was alleged that Jonathan’s action caused panic among the ministers.
While Dr. Abati agreed that some clarifications needed to be done so that Nigerians would not be misinformed and misled, he however said “there was no reason for any minister to panic about the emergency FEC that you referred to. I just told you that the last few meetings in the end of the year were devoted to a performance review.
As at two weeks ago, some ministers had already done their own presentations: The ministers of agriculture, aviation, communication technology and a roster was drawn up, all the way till January for different ministries and their ministers to make presentation based on what I defined earlier: to tell us what they were able to do, how much they got and what challenges they faced. During that presentation, it will be discussed by the entire cabinet. Other ministers will give suggestions.
“President Jonathan made it clear when he said that performance assessment was necessary for two reasons: one, to carry out an audit-a clear review if you like - of what each ministry has been doing; and two, to make government open, to create a necessary pool of knowledge within government about how government is operating in different departments and agencies.
In other words, if you are minister in charge of portfolio D, whatever you are doing is not hidden from the minister in charge of portfolio F because on a regular basis, Council (FEC) will meet and give you an opportunity to report what you are doing. So, there is no room for anybody trying to run a one man show. It is team work and I think that that strategic approach to governance is very important.”
Abati continued: “So, all the ministers who were to come to that emergency meeting knew that that it was called so that those who could not make their presentation at the last Wednesday meeting and who had been scheduled on the roster could then do so. But then you know as it turned out there was a case of serendipity.
There was the helicopter accident and there were several developments in the country; the whole country was in a very sad mood and even the Wednesday meeting that followed that particular Tuesday was devoted to the praying and mourning of the six that died in that helicopter crash. And after the tribute session and the statements, the president asked Council to adjourn to January 9.So, that is that.”
On the appointment of ministers of defence and power, Abati said it was erroneous to think that because of the absence of substantive ministers, there was a vacuum in the affected ministries.
According to him, President Jonathan was taking his time on the appointment of the ministers because it goes beyond filling the quota of certain states.
Abati said: “The thing to note is that when people ask that question, they give the impression that maybe because those two ministries do not have substantive ministers yet, there is a vacuum. But the truth is that there is no vacuum in the real sense because the ministers of state that are there are running those ministries well.
If there is any vacuum that people are looking for, they are probably saying certain states are to get those positions or the quota and they want it filled so that those states can benefit. All of that is coming out of our federal character approach to appointments. But in terms of the functioning of these ministries, nothing has been lost and nothing has been sacrificed.
But I can assure you that the president in his own time will fill those positions because it is not just that you fill positions. A lot goes into it. I have not had the opportunity to appoint anybody, but from watching the president at work, I know that you don’t just wake up and appoint people into offices.
There is a lot that goes into it and once the time is ripe, you can be assured that the president will do it.  So, people should stop putting him under pressure.
“Those ministries are functioning. If you look at power, since the minister of state for power took over, that ministry has been functioning. In fact, progress has even been made. If you look at defence, the woman who is there has been running the ministry very well. So, it is not as if because two slots have not been filled that anything has happened and in any case, people must also realise that ministerial positions are delegated positions.
Under a presidential system, all authorities draw from the top, at least within the executive branch. So, the president delegates authority to ministers and he can delegate authority to whoever he so wishes for the smooth running of government because he is both head of state and head of government.”
The Ministry of Defence is manned by Mrs. Olusola Obada while that of power is under the supervision of Hajia Zainab Kuchi.  Nnaji’s former minister of state, Mr. Gauis Dickson acted in his stead but a minor cabinet reshuffle by President Jonathan saw Dickson and Kuchi, who was the minister of state in the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs.
There are, however, claims in government quarters that the apparent failure of the president to appoint a defence minister might have been a strategy to bring the security ball gazer directly under his watch. Other sources alleged that President Jonathan wants to appoint a defence minister outside Kebbi State and the North West zone where Bello hails from.
In fact, the sources averred that the president whenever he is ready might name a retired senior military officer from the South East as defence minister and pick the minister of power from the North West. 
But some opposition political parties have said the president’s reluctance to fill the vacant ministerial posts “is symptomatic of an administration not willing to move the country towards progress.”
The Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) and the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) told LEADERSHIP SUNDAY that the action of the presidency was its usual way of addressing serious issues with levity, adding that there was no reason for any Nigerian to lose sleep because the present ministers were not working.
The National Publicity Secretary of CPC, Engr. Rotimi Fashakin, stated that the seeming reluctance is symptomatic of the current government’s “knee jack” approach to governance, which he noted had permeated all facets of the country’s life since the Jonathan administration came on board.
ACN’s National Publicity, Alhaji LaI Mohammed, could not be reached, but a key leader of the party said though the party was not disposed to getting involved in the controversy arising from the issues relating to the vacuum, he however counselled that the government should make a recourse to the country’s constitution to guide it on the matter.
The ACN chief also stated that the absence of these ministers had not been noticeable, those that have been in office had not even made their presence felt through quality service delivery to the people.
On the people of Enugu State’s endless wait for the president to appoint a minister from the state, a top official of the state government told LEADERSHIP SUNDAY that “we are awaiting the Federal Government to appoint a representative from the state in FEC following the resignation of Prof. Nnaji as minister of power.”
The official, who sought anonymity said that the “state government had since recommended a replacement to President Jonathan,” adding that “the president may be waiting for an appropriate time to send the nominee to the National Assembly for confirmation.”
In the case of Kebbi State, the state government may have missed the window of opportunity presented it by the president when the state chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) rejected the nomination of Gen. Bitrus Ushe as defence minister. Since then, the presidency has kept mute on the matter.
In the heat of the opposition to Ushe’s nomination, Alhaji Mansur Shehu Dangaladima, the PDP chairman in Kebbi State, had told journalists that the nominee was rejected by the party because he is not a native of the state and a member of the PDP.
According to him, “we don’t know him (Ushe) in the state and in the party. It was shocking to us when we discovered that Gen. Ushe is from Niger State. His colleagues in the military have affirmed that he hails from Niger State not Kebbi State.”    
Leadership

Tears flow as Azazi goes home

*The ex-NSA I knew, by Jonathan
*Amaechi names street after him in Port Harcourt
By Samuel Oyadongha and Akponkona Omaifure
Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, Saturday stood still as President Goodluck Jonathan led other prominent Nigerians to pay their last respects to the late former National Security Adviser (NSA), Gen Owoye Andrew Azazi, at the Heroes Park.
Azazi, who died penultimate Saturday in a helicopter crash at Tombi, some distance away from Okoroba in Nembe local government area of the state alongside five others including the former governor of Kaduna State, Sir Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa, was buried at the Heroes Park, Yenagoa.
Azazi’s wife and children  wept as they performed the dust to dust rites for the former NSA after the funeral oration by the Bishop of Bomadi Vicariate His Lordship, Most Revd Hyacinth Egbeboh.
Among the dignitaries  at the funeral ceremony were, wife of the President, Dame Patience Jonathan; Bayelsa Governor, Seriake Dickson and his wife, Rachael; chairman of the Governors Forum, Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi and his wife, Judith; Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State; former Bayesa State governor, Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha; former Chief of the Defence Staff, Gen Alexander Ogomudia (rtd);  Rear Admiral John Kpokpogiri (rtd);  former governor of old Rivers State, King Alfred Diete-Spiff; former NDDC Managing Director and Special Adviser to the President on Niger Delta, Timi Alaibe; former JTF commander in the Niger Delta, Major General Sarkin Yakin Bello (rtd); PFN/CAN President Ayo Oritsejafor; and former transport minister, Rear Admiral Festus Porbeni.
Also present were former Governor of Cross River State, Donald Duke; Speaker of the Bayesa State House of Assembly, Benson Kombowei; Minister of  Petroleum, Mrs Diezani Allison-Madueke; Finance Minister, Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,;Aviation Minister, Ms Stella Oduah; Minister of Niger Delta,  Elder Godsday Orubebe; and the National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (rtd).
From Right; Dame Patience Jonathan, President Goodluck Jonathan, Mrs Alero Azazi (Widow), Prof. Tamunopreye  Benebo and Azazi's family members  during the funeral service for Late Gen. Andrew Azazi at Peace Park, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, Saturday.
From Right; Dame Patience Jonathan, President Goodluck Jonathan, Mrs Alero Azazi (Widow), Prof. Tamunopreye Benebo and Azazi’s family members during the funeral service for Late Gen. Andrew Azazi at Peace Park, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, Saturday.
The casket, drapped in the nation’s green-white-green colours bearing the remains of Azazi, arrived the Heroes Park, venue of the  funeral service, in a Nigerian Army ambulance marked, NA 459 E 01 at 10.02 am.
When the casket was brought out from the olive coloured ambulance, it was carried by officers of the rank of Major General to the podium specifically set up for the purpose of the commendation service while a military helicopter was hovering over the arena ostensibly on reconnaissance mission and in honour of the departed four-star general.
The solemn ceremony commenced  shortly after President Goodluck Jonathan, his wife,  and Governor Seriake  arrived the venue at about 10.30am.
Azazi was a patriot – Jonathan
In his remarks,  Jonathan described  Azazi as a patriotic Nigerian. The president, who relived his time with his former National Security Adviser said the late Azazi believed in merit and competence, noting that if only 50 per cent of Nigerians could imbibe his virtue, the country would be better off.
He said, “Satuday, December 15, 2012 was a sad day in the history of Nigeria. Gen Azazi, though we are from Bayelsa State and the Ijaw ethnic nationality, I never met him until 2004 when the then Brigadier Azazi was made the Director of Military Intelligence.
 PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN (3RD R) REPRESENTATIVE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT, PROF TAMUNO BENEBO (4TH R); FIRST LADY,  DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN (2ND R) GOV SERIAKE DICKSON OF BAYELSA
PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN (3RD R) REPRESENTATIVE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT, PROF TAMUNO BENEBO (4TH R); FIRST LADY, DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN (2ND R) GOV SERIAKE DICKSON
I was then the deputy governor of Bayelsa. Somebody  came to me to say one of our own had been made the DMI boss and that was a prestigious posting in the army. And I decided I was going to receive him and have a little party for him. I hosted him one evening in Abuja at an Officer’s Mess. From that time, we remained in touch; then he was promoted to Major General and made the GOC One Division, Kaduna and then he was also made the chief of the army staff.  That was another level of our interaction in 2006, by which time, I was the governor of Bayelsa State. I also hosted him as chief of the army staff alongside the current Minister of Petroleum Resources (Diezani Alison-Madueke), then as the first female executive director of Shell. It was also my first time of meeting her.
“He was made chief of defence staff in 2007 when I was vice president to the late President Umaru Musa Yar’dua. I also made him the NSA when I became president. I saw him as somebody who meant well for this country. Sometimes, people wonder why good people die, it is quite touching.”
While urging Nigerians to imbibe the qualities of Azazi, the president said, “If we change our attitude to do what is right, the country will change for the best.”
We have lost a hero – Dickson
Lamenting the demise of Azazi in the ill-fated helicopter crash, Dickson said, “Truly, we have lost a visionary leader and statesman and there may be no greater tribute to General Azazi’s illustrious military career than the fact that he was a first class military officer, who rose through the ranks as a professional soldier and duly earned his  place in the history of the Nigerian Army as the only decorated four-star general who truly earned his rank”.
The governor assured that the life and times of Azazi would be documented by his administration to serve as inspiration for the youths and generations yet unborn.
Military officers and other guests at the service.
Military officers and other guests at the service.
Amaechi names street after Azazi
Amaechi described Azazi as his elder brother whom he looked up to for advice whenever he was troubled.
The Rivers governor announced the naming of a street in Port Harcourt in honour of  the former NSA and thanked the Bayelsa State government for giving him a state burial.
A big tree has fallen in Ijawland – Diezani Allison-Madueke
“A big tree has fallen in Ijawland and the clay pot that supported the state has fallen,” lamented the petroleum minister as she fought back tears.
A former governor of Bayelsa, Alamieyeseigha, had, on Friday night eulogized  Azazi, as a man who lived a life of service to humanity, noting that his demise is an indication that all mortals are on a journey on earth, which will come to an end one day.
In his homily, His Lordship, the Bishop of Bomadi vicariate, Most Revd Hyacinth Egbeboh, described death as a puzzle to man and stressed the need for mankind to exhibit kindness at all times as death can come calling anytime.
He urged Nigerians to imbibe the qualities of Azazi and carry on with his legacies of service to humanity even as he lamented the deplorable state of the East-West Road which has claimed the lives of several  road users and called on the authorities to take urgent steps to rehabilitate the road.
Women at the funeral service.
Women at the funeral service.
The cleric also enjoined the family and people of the state to take solace in the fact that Azazi lived a fulfilled life and left behind worthy legacies.

Azazi: Bishop bombs military

Azazi: Bishop bombs military
“Before, it was the military Nigerians looked up to, but now they have compromised excellence. Money has taken over. There is cause for us to worry.”
Stories by MOLLY KILETE and FEMI FOLARANMI, Yenagoa.
Remains of the late National Security Adviser (NSA), General Owoeye Andrew Azazi, was finally laid to rest yesterday amid tears at the Ijaw National Heroes Park, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. His body was interred at exactly 3 p.m. with full military honours witnessed by Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen Onyeabor Ihejrika; Chief of Naval Staff, Vice- Admiral Dele Ezeoba; and Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh; accompanied with 21-gun salute.
Shortly before he was buried according to military tradition, the Nigerian flag, a sword, peak cap and a pair of military boots were handed over to one of the deceased’s son, Owoeye Junior, by the General Officer Commanding 81 Division of the Nigerian Army, Lagos, Major-General K.T. J. Minimah, on behalf of Chief of Defence Staff. Ceremonies preceding the burial started with a service of songs at the Peace Park, Yenagoa, on Friday, where thousands of sympathizers, including President Goodluck Jonathan, his wife, members of the National Assembly, some governors, ministers, service chiefs, top military officers, captains of industry, among other dignitaries, had gathered to pay their last respect to the late NSA.
At the requiem mass held at the Isaac Boro Peace Park presided over by the Archbishop of Benin Archdiocese, Archbishop Augustine Akabueze, the Bishop of Bomadi Vicariate, Bishop Hyacinth Egbebo, who delivered the homily, described the death of the former NSA as a great loss, not only to the Ijaw nation, but the entire nation. He prayed God to grant his widow and children the fortitude to bear the great loss.
Pointing out that Azazi’s death was devastating than the flood that swept through Ijaw communities recently and submerged many homes, he took a swipe at the military for compromising excellence, unlike in the past when the military was known for perfection. According to him, if aircraft in Nigeria are airworthy, how come aircraft fall off easily from the Nigerian Airspace, killing prominent people?  He declared that if the military cannot guarantee the safety and protection of one of their own, then there is no hope they can protect any other Nigerian.
“Our aircraft are not airworthy enough to ensure we arrive safely at our destinations. This is the third air mishap in less than 12 months. Let’s not pretend we are in America or Europe. We need roads. “Corruption is the only reason we would continue to have air mishaps. If the aircraft are certified to be airworthy, how come they keep falling over? If the military cannot guarantee the protection and safety of one of their own, how can they protect others? Before, it was the military Nigerians looked up to, but now they have compromised excellence, money has taken over.
There is cause for us to worry,” Bishop Hyacinth Egbebo said. Turning to President Goodluck Jonathan, he appealed to the Federal Government to create more access roads to link the rural communities in the country as air travel is no longer safe for anyone. He said if there were good roads in the country, the likes of Azazi, who died in the ill-fated Navy helicopter crash at Okoroba, and indeed several other Nigerians, who have lost their lives in plane crashes, would not have died.
He said:  “Mr. President, now that you are here, the East-West road must be completed. Many people have died on that road. Mr. President, please do something.  Spare our lives.”
…How military chiefs bade him farewell
Body of the late General Owoeye Andrew Azazi arrived at his home in Opolo and was laid in one of the rooms where sympathizers paid their last respect. The pallbearers comprising Major-Generals, Rear Admirals and Air Vice Marshals from the Army, Navy and Air Force, arrived at the late General’s house as early as 8 a.m. and the body taken straight to where it was laid.
One after the other, they took turns to pay their last respect in full military tradition. About 8:20 a.m. his widow, Mrs. Alero Patricia Azazi, was seated in the sitting room where the pallbearers lined up to sympathize with her. Chief of Army Staff, Lieutenant-General Onyeabor Ihejirika, arrived with his wife and other top military officers at 9 a.m. and went straight to console the widow before paying his last respect to the late General and took his seat among officers.
He stayed for sometime before leaving the house for the funeral service venue. The body of the late NSA was conveyed into a waiting Nigerian Army ambulance with registration No. NA 459EO1 at exactly 9:43 a.m. for the funeral service venue; while an Army officer, Colonel Ogbe, and two undertakers from Ebony accompanied the body in the ambulance, which arrived the Isaac Boro Peace Park at exactly 10 a.m., from where the pallbearers carried the body to the tent where it was received by Catholic priests, who sprinkled holy water on it before commencement of the Mass.
President Goodluck Jonathan, his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan, Governors Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta, Seriake Dickson of Bayelsa and Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers states, National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki; Special Adviser to the President on Counter Terrorism, Major-General Sarkin Bello; former Governor Donald Duke, ministers, members of the National Assembly, top government officials, service chiefs, both serving and retired, businessmen, traditional rulers, among others, attended the funeral service. First lesson was taken from the book of Ecclesiastes 4, 7-15, by his daughter, Akpolo-Alade Okoro.

PDP BOT Chair: Ahmadu Ali, Iwuanyanwu, others refuse to step down for Anenih

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PDP BOT Chair: Ahmadu Ali, Iwuanyanwu,  others refuse to step down for Anenih
The leadership of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is facing a serious challenge from members of the party’s Board of Trustees (BoT) over the planned use of consensus in filling the vacant position of the board chairman.
The Presidency is one with the party leadership on the issue.
However,the BoT members are pushing for voting to elect their chairman which some chieftains see as an unacceptable departure from the consensus tradition of the party.
Party sources told The Nation in Abuja that no less challenging is deciding which of the geo-political zones will provide the BoT Chairman in a manner that will not distort the zoning formula of the PDP in 2015.
About 20 top ranking members of the party are understood to have already obtained forms to occupy the seat which was vacated in June by ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo.
In the race are a former Chairman of the BOT, Chief Tony Anenih; a former National Chairman of the PDP, Senator Ahmadu Ali; a former Deputy National Chairman of the PDP, Chief Shuaib Oyedokun; ex-President of the Senate, Chief Ken Nnamani; and Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu.
Also to contest are a former National Chairman of the All Nigeria Peoples Party(ANPP),Chief Don Etiebet, who is a returnee to the party; a former Chairman of the BOT of ANPP, Chief Harry Akande and 13 others.
Some who did not apply but are being pressurized to join the contest are Second Republic Vice-President Alex Ekwueme and a former acting National Chairman of PDP, Alhaji Kawu Baraje.
It was learnt that none of the applicants is willing to step down for another including Anenih whose BOT chairmanship was hijacked in 2007.
A highly-placed source said: “Members and some of the aspirants are pushing for outright election of the next BOT chairman of the PDP in line with Article 12.77 of the constitution of the party.
“They said the election will prove to the party leaders the level of acceptability of such a candidate to the leaders of PDP.
“The fear of the presidency and the leadership of the PDP is that election could create bad blood within the trustees and lead to crisis.
“The Presidency and party leadership believe that consensus, which had guided past choices of BOT chairman, could strengthen the unity of the party. The party thinks that it is ridiculous to ask leaders within the age bracket of between 70 and 80 years to face election.
“That is why the BOT has not been able to fix a date for the election. The party leadership is weighing consensus option. But where it fails, the aspirants may have to go for the ballot.
Another source said: “Ordinarily, some party leaders prefer Anenih to compensate him for the loss of the BOT office in 2007 but some aspirants do not want to step down for him.
“They also said that since Anenih has just been made the Chairman of the Nigerian Ports Authority, he should forget the NPA.
“Also, Article 12.77 ( c ) of the PDP Constitution says the BOT chairman and Secretary shall serve a single term of five years. Some of the aspirants are of the opinion that Anenih had served his term.”
According to findings, if the party succeeds in adopting consensus, it may look within and beyond the 20 aspirants.
The third source said: “This is why some party leaders are pushing for Ekwueme, Baraje and Oyedokun who are rated as highly-experienced in party and conflict management.
“But the main challenge is the zone which should produce the BOT chairman. While the South-East is strongly pushing for it, the North wants it in line with zoning tradition in BOT.”
Article 12.77 of the PDP reads in part: “The BOT shall elect a chairman and secretary from members of the Board. The chairman and secretary shall also be members of the National Executive Committee.
“Without prejudice to the provision of this Constitution, ensure that the person to be elected chairman and secretary respectively are of proven integrity and have contributed immensely to the growth of the party.”

THOSE IN THE RACE
Chief Tony Anenih
Senator Ahmadu Ali
Chief Harry Akande
Chief Ken Nnamani
Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu
Chief Don Etiebet
Chief Shuaib Oyedokun

UNDER PRESSURE TO ENTER
Chief Alex Ekwueme
Alhaji Kawu Baraje
 TheNation

How Google upset Dame Patience Jonathan… in last week’s news with a pinch of salt.

by Stanley Azuakola


Reports from Aso Rock reveal that its occupants are so pleased with the remarkable job Doyin Okupe is doing as a presidential spokesmen that it is not uncommon these days to hear the president chastising his other spokesman Reuben Abati by saying, “Can’t you emulate smart Okupe for once?”
GEJ’s bible defence
Nigeria’s president, Goodluck Jonathan, has Biblically defended the legendary sluggishness of his administration in a way that must have made God proud. Jonathan said in a church service that his government is “slow by human thinking because Nigeria is full of human beings and not Gods.” Explaining what he meant, the president said, “You know from the Bible that a thousand years is like a day in the sight of God and a snail speed is like a Chinese speed train in his sight. We are nothing but snails, but in the hands of the creator we are Chinese speed trains. Please note my emphasis on Chinese speed trains because I don’t want the media to compare us with the local trains which recently started running from Lagos to Kano. Those ones are confirmed snail speed both in the sight of God and man. God cannot be mocked.”
The smartest presidential spokesman
Reports from Aso Rock reveal that its occupants are so pleased with the remarkable job Doyin Okupe is doing as a presidential spokesmen that it is not uncommon these days to hear the president chastising his other spokesman Reuben Abati by saying, “Can’t you emulate smart Okupe for once?” A question and answer session last week with Okupe shows why he’s so highly rated.
Q: You said Jonathan would fix Nigeria but there’s no sign?
A: Who says there’s no sign? Are you blind? Has the fixer himself, Mr Fix-It Anenih not been given a new government appointment? What else do you want?
Q: The president promised transformation in 2012, we didn’t see it and now he’s shifted the goal post to 2013, why?
A: Well, as you know everyone thought that the world was going to end this year. So the president decided not to bother so that he would not finish developing the country in 2012 and then everything gets destroyed in the apocalypse. But now that the powers-that-be have shifted the goal post, watch out for 2013.
Q: You said the government created 2 million rural area jobs in agriculture alone, how did you measure that sir?
A: This is a government of trance-formation which is defined as forming or formulating things via trance. The president saw it clearly in a trance that he has created two million jobs, and by faith, that’s that. That would be all.
How Google upset Dame Patience Jonathan
Google released its list of most searched terms in Nigeria last week. The list which had JAMB, Mozat and Boko Haram taking the first three spots, came as a shock to Nigeria’s first lady Dame Patience Jonathan. The first lady claimed that she was hurt deeply by the search list and believed it was sabotaged by her detractors. According to her, “How can Google people tell me that I was away from this country for months and Nigerians were not searching for me?” She blasted the inclusion of Mozat on the list saying, “Mo-hits we know, Moet we know, but what is Mozat?” She claimed that the only search item which deserves to be on the list is Boko Haram because she knows that her husband is “seriously searching for them,” and “it will bad for them when he catches them.” She claimed that the correct order of the list should have been Dame Patience Jonathan at number one because everyone was searching for her when she was away; trouble at number two because Nigerians always look for her trouble; and Boko Haram at number three.
CROWNED CLOWN (CeeCee) OF THE WEEK
A Pinch… has observed the manner Imo governor, Rochas Okorocha, runs the state’s affairs and has come to two conclusions. First, Okorocha urgently needs to go back to school. The governor runs the state as if he’s managing a local charity. A financially literate person cannot grant civil servants in a poor state like Imo two weeks of vacation to celebrate the Yuletide, as Okorocha has done. That’s hubris. It’s a narcissistic approach to governance. Imagine how much of Imo’s meagre internally generated revenue would be lost to that rash directive. Okorocha, they say, is doing a decent job in championing pro-people policies as governor for which Imolites must be thankful. But it’s worrying to see the rate at which he enters the news for claptrap like punching a protocol officer or appointing special advisers with phony job descriptions or grounding activities in the state civil service for two weeks in the name of celebration. Which brings us to the second conclusion about the governor: Okorocha is a clown, an unsure one, desperately seeking approval. He takes the CeeCee this week.
YNaija.com

FG to beam its searchlight on private jet owners


The recent helicopter crash which happened in Nembe, Bayelsa State, killing six people including the governor of Kaduna Stae, Patrick Yakowa and former National Security Adviser, Andrew Azazi, has again brought the issue of aviation safety to the front burner.
There are indications that the aviation ministry is planning on imposing stringent measures on the operation of private airlines in the country.
Sources say the aviation minister, Stella Oduah met on Wednesday with heads of aviation agencies and relevant stakeholders in the airline sector to deliberate on how to achieve better safety procedure in the industry.
Part of the measures being strongly considered is to impose heavy sanctions on any non-compliance with standard safety procedure.
Consequently, it was learnt that government had decided that the ministry and the NCAA would henceforth pay more attention to the activities of airstrips, heliports, helipads, airports, private jets and chartered aircraft.
The ministry oversees airstrips while the NCAA oversees aircraft.
A source in the aviation industry said, “Most of the people that own private jets in Nigeria are big people who ordinarily may not want to obey rules at times. But the minister said that the recent happening in the military circle was also a wake-up call for the civil aviation as well.
“It now means that the Ministry of Aviation and the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority will be paying more attention to the operators of private and chartered jets/ helicopters in the country.”
The source added that the development could lead to a situation where some aviation facilities would be re-examined or audited.
With the spate of air crashes like the one involving the Taraba State governor, Danbaba Suntai, the government is signalling a determination to look into the operations and activities of lighter aircrafts in order to forestall a repeat occurrence.
But an aviation industry analyst, Olumide Ohunayo, reportedly said the latest development was not expected to retard the recent growth of the aviation sector in the country, rather it would serve to strengthen it.
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Gov Idris Wada Rejects Treatment Abroad


Governor Idris Wada of Kogi State may not be flown abroad for the treatment of the injuries he sustained in the accident involving his convoy on Friday, his doctors have disclosed.
Doctors at the hospital where the governor was receiving treatment hinted, yesterday, that Wada rejected the option of flying him abroad for further treatment after undergoing what was described as inter-locking nail surgery on his thigh broken in the crash.
the Governor's car after the crash
the Governor’s car after the crash
The surgery, which lasted two hours, was said to have been successful.
Mr Jacob Edi, the governor’s spokesman said Wada was in stable condition.
“I saw His Excellency after the unfortunate accident. He has been stabilised since last night (Friday). I spoke with him and he shook my hands. It was after he stabilised that he was flown to Abuja,” Edi told newsmen.
The governor was said to have suffered a broken thigh among other injuries when his vehicle ran into a ditch after a tyre busted on Friday afternoon at Emi Woro village, about 12 kilometers to Lokoja, the state capital, on his way back from Kogi State University where he attended a function. His ADC died while his driver reportedly escaped unhurt.
The governor was rushed to the Kogi State Specialist, Lokoja where he was treated before he was taken to Cedar Crest Hospital, Abuja for further treatment.
The Medical Director of the hospital, Dr Felix Ogodengbe, who spoke for the doctors handling the governor’s treatment, confirmed, yesterday, that Wada, suffered a broken thigh among other injuries.
According to Ogedengbe, the governor ruled out the option of being flown abroad for further treatment of his injuries after a two-hour operation on the thigh on Friday night.
“When the governor was brought in at 8pm (on Friday), we were told he was involved in a car accident and we checked him and explained the nature of his injuries to him. We also told him about our ability to manage the injuries. He had a broken thigh and he was taken to the theatre. The governor has since stabilized and he had a nice night; he said he would not be taken abroad for treatment because he has confidence in our capacity to manage him. There is no immediate need to fly him abroad.”
The medical director could, however, not state the possible date when Wada would be discharged, saying he needed time to recuperate.
“The governor is quite happy to take treatment here; the treatment is on-going. He needs some days in the hospital and I can’t give a date of discharge now.”
Meanwhile, Governor Theodore Orji of Abia State, yesterday, prayed God to grant Wada quick recovery even as he urged Nigerians to also pray for the governor.
Orji, who described the accident as “very sad and shocking”, also commiserated with the family of the Kogi governor’s ADC, who died in the accident.
The Abia governor, who spoke through his Chief Press Secretary, Ugochukwu Emezue, lamented the death of the ADC.
Vice President Namadi Sambo; Governor Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State; and a former Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) national chairman, Alhaji Ahmadu Ali; were among those who visited the Abuja hospital to see the injured Wada yesterday.
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