Thursday, 7 February 2013

The Most Embarrassing and Awkward Moments Ever


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The embarrassing situations commonly faced by people are really awkward and humiliating, such acts sometimes results in loss of dignity or self-esteem depending on the situations and the people around us.
Here is a list of top embarrassing and awkward moments one faces in life.
  • Maladroit Tragedies. Almost every one faces such situations in life at least for one time, which are really awkward to face. Moments like slipping at public place, falling on someone, spilling water on food on dress while eating in a public place, sweat patches on t shirts and food getting stuck in teeth, etc comes under this category. Faltering in public places and then trying to get up in front of everyone is also a little tongue-tied.
  • Nigel no Friends. Some times having no friends or no one to talk to in a party also becomes embarrassing. Imagine yourself going in a party and no one there is interested in talking to you, then how will you spend your time. Also in some incidents, it is very awkward for people when they go to talk to someone and people their back on them making the person self-conscious and discomfited. In such situations people are left tongue tied, as they feel ill at ease.
  • Getting Caught. This is other most common embarrassing situation. When people gossip about someone’s character, dressing sense and that person listens their points of discussion from back, such situations are most commonly faced by students and the office workers when they gossip about their teachers and boss respectively. Other situation when people come across such embarrassment is making an excuse for not doing some work, or not going somewhere and then being trapped in the lie.
  • Dating Disasters. Some messy tragedies on a date also become embarrassing for people. Most common disasters in this category are being silent and not saying anything on first date, spilling drink or food on partner due to nervousness, etc. Many other dating disasters are forgetting the wallet while going on a date and asking the girl to pay, sometimes boys say that they don’t have enough money to pay the whole bill, some guys who are more interested in s*x than the girl, ask the girl about s*x on their first date itself, making the situation embarrassing for the girl and for themselves too.
  • Looking Foolish. Some people feel they are looking awesome, but the reality is something else actually others know how much stupid they and their acts are. Such people crack jokes in front of everyone feeling that people will laugh on their jokes, rather people laugh on foolishness of such people. Such people with their acts make the situation inelegant in front of public, leaving themselves unable to say anything. Ultimately such people are avoided by public, as no one wants to spend time with such morons who themselves become the fun issue publicly.
  • Lost for Words. The situation of being lost for words is very common in almost every age group, while giving any speech or talking in a seminar many people forget what they were talking about, and finally reaches out of their depth and feels discomfort able to face the people. Also some times while talking to someone people forget the name of the person they are talking to, making the situation clumsy and feeling embarrassed.
  •  Mistaken by Baby Bump. This is one of the most common embarrassing situations faced by healthy ladies. Some ladies because of their figure appear like they are pregnant, and people come and congratulate them for pregnancy. Such situation makes them self conscious and they are unable to say anything to the people, as such acts make them gawky. Other such actions of people which make embarrassed are offering seat to a woman in bus, considering she is pregnant but in reality she is not. Also some times while travelling though air ways the person in charge asks the fat woman about their medical fitness certificate (as they are pregnant), where as in reality she is not pregnant. Such tragedies make them tongue-tied in front of everyone.
  •  Embarrassment by Proxy. It is a considerate embarrassment felt due to some stupid acts or odd behavior of the people (relatives or friends) who are unacquainted with the feeling of shame due to some reasons. Most common example of such situations is the person with you is acting brainlessly or dim-witted in public, odd behavior of friends in public due to being drunk. Such acts make a person feel ill at ease, without any fault of his/her own.
  •  Romantic Mishaps. Almost everyone, who is or you can say who was in relationship come across some romantic tragedies. Most common romantic catastrophes faced by couples or one of the partner are catching a glimpse of one’s ex with his/her new partner, some to times a person show his feelings to his/her partner by saying “I Love You” and in return receives a cold sentiment less response. When such incidents occur in public, then it can result to braking of relations, as the partner has to face a lot of inept able situations making them tongue-tied in front of everyone. Such embarrassing situations are most common in life of celebrities, for example the famous tragedy of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and there are many more such stories which embarrass one of the partners publicly without any fault. Researches prove that around forty percent of the people consider proposals in public as an embarrassing situation.
  • Wardrobe Malfunctions. The term Wardrobe Malfunctions refers to an inadvertent disclosure of some intimate parts. Sometimes our clothes can also embarrass us, as getting clothed up in morning time is a little intricate, when people are in hurry they forget to put on their zip, b*ttons and in such manner the clothes become wacky resulting in humiliation in a public place like office, temple, clubs etc. Also many a time people tuck their shirt into their underwear, and as a result feel a little ill at ease in front of public when people stare at their dress so strangely.
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Confessions of an ex-Oritsejafor voltron

by Mark Amaza

I have a confession to make: My name is Mark Amaza and I used to be a rabid voltron for Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, the president of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN).
I would vigorously endorse all his statements and actions; in my eyes, Papa Ayo could do no wrong. Before you start judging me, let me say I have what I believe to be a very logical explanation for it.
Being a Northern Christian, born and bred in the predominantly Muslim North, I had almost gotten used to having my life under physical threat and being denied opportunities because of my faith. In between growing up in Maiduguri and schooling in Bauchi, I can count at least 6 religious crises which I witnessed; and in each of them, I knew people who lost their lives. I’ve also witnessed how so many people are denied school admissions, employments and promotions because they are Christians.
This is not entirely new to Nigeria. We live in a country where nationhood is defined more by ethnicity, religious faith or place of origin. The pervasive scarcity mind-set makes us corner all the opportunities for ‘ourselves’ so that the ‘others’ would not deprive us of it. This causes a lot of tension to simmer just beneath the surface, and in cases where the tension breaks out into open confrontation, lives and properties are lost. The side with more numbers or that is better organized then ‘wins’.
The great disadvantage Northern Christians had and still have is their lack of being politically organized, their docility and their inability to stand up and challenge injustice where it is done. It was made even worse by the fact that at the national level, the Christian Association of Nigeria rarely ever made any attempts to exert pressure so that the status quo in the North will change.
As far as I remember, the tenure of His Eminence, Reverend Sunday Mbang, Prelate of the Methodist Church of Nigeria, as CAN President, went by without any voice raised against the threat to the existence of Christianity in the North.
While Archbishop John Onaiyekan (now John Cardinal Onaiyekan) of the Catholic Diocese of Abuja was CAN President, the status quo didn’t change.
I remember when during the first clash between the Boko Haram terrorist group and government forces in July 2009, my church, the Ekklesiyar Yan’uwa a Nijeriya (EYN) in Maiduguri was destroyed by the terrorists. Cardinal Onaiyekan came on national TV and announced that no church had been destroyed. We were aghast by such declaration while we were mourning the destruction of our home church. It was the same line that most of our media, especially those with extensive Northern coverage such as Daily Trust Newspapers toed.
It took an article by my elder brother that was published on Facebook and other sites that somehow got into the Archbishop’s hand for him to be in the knowledge of what had actually transpired. This is despite the fact that like every other state, Borno State has a local chapter of CAN. To my knowledge, Onaiyekan did not come out publicly to correct himself.
Then came July 2010 and Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor was elected as the CAN President, even though he was also the President of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, PFN then too. I remember how even while he was still only the PFN president, he made a statement at a service that no religion had a monopoly of violence, and Christians in the North would no longer allow themselves to be sheep for the slaughter. That made me stand up and take note of this man of the cloth who was bold enough to say such.
After he became CAN president, Pastor Oritsejafor endeared himself to me by constantly speaking up about what Christians were going through no matter where in Nigeria. He spoke about Christians in a remote village of Yobe State who were once under attack; he was on the ground in Wukari, Taraba State after a religious crisis in 2012. Finally, there was a CAN president who wasn’t ignorant of what we were going through in the North. This mattered like everything to me. For me, my white knight in shining armour had come riding on his horse. In me, a voltron had been born.
I consistently defended Papa Ayo at every turn. When he said ‘Christians should defend themselves in attacks”, I was not in the lack of how to explain the context in which he made the statement. When he consistently threatened the Northern Muslim establishment to rein in Boko Haram, I remained mum even though inside me, my opinion was at variance with his. The man breathed fire from his nostrils and that was enough to make whoever made life for my people and I a living hell to think twice before doing anything.
I also felt that hopefully, that would be the push we would need as Northern Christians to learn how to be vocal when things were not done right towards us because of our faith; how to organize ourselves and make ourselves to be relevant and not just numbers.
Of course, Papa Ayo’s views were not the type to go away without leaving controversy in its wake. Whenever he spoke, it became the subject of many newspaper articles and analysis. He was severally accused of ‘overheating the polity’, and was criticized of not being a ‘peacemaker’ like his predecessors. I brushed away all such criticism; to me, it was the talk of people afflicted by guilt and fear by his words. As for the comparisons with his predecessors, they were pacifists to a fault and I felt we needed some brawns and a hand showing force for once.
However, of recent, I’ve found myself second-guessing my blind faith in the leadership of Papa Ayo. No, it has nothing to do with the private jet he was given as an anniversary gift recently. It’s about his bellicose nature and the volatile statements he throws around which I used to admire. I began to ask myself, “What is he trying to achieve?”
I kept examining his statements such as the recent ones threatening violence for violence if Boko Haram doesn’t stop attacking Christians or the ones previously saying that no religion has monopoly of violence, implying Christians in the North would retaliate if attacked. I had to come to the sad conclusion that Papa Ayo has been missing it.
Inasmuch as I would admit that many times, Christianity in the North is under physical threat, threatening violence in return would do nothing to make us more secure. This is because if, God forbid, an all-out religious war should break out in the North, Northern Christians would find themselves between a rock and a hard place.
On one side, they will be facing an ‘enemy’ which exceeds them in numbers and political organization. In majority of the states most prone to religious violence, Christians are minorities and they are not as organized as Muslims.
On the other side, they would not have support from Christians in the South, mainly because most Southerners are of the belief that the North is entirely Muslim, and all the victims of religious crises on the Christian side are from the South.
I have lost count of the number of times that after meeting someone from the South, introducing myself as ‘Mark’, even discussed the Bible, that I am asked my faith simply because I mention my state of origin as Borno State.
So whenever I remember Pastor Oritsejafor’s talk of returning violence with violence, I ask myself ‘who will be on our side?’ Surely, not his flock, the bulk of whom are from the South and are prone to the misconception that there are Northern Christians; neither can all Northern Christians uproot themselves and move to the South.
Our best shot at building inter-religious harmony and peaceful co-existence in the North is about not only speaking up at each and every wrong done against a religious faith, but also lies in building bridges of dialogue and understanding. Flexing muscles at all times would only serve to widen the rift and make achieving such peace harder, or even a mirage.
Pastor Oritsejafor can do well to learn from his fellow clergymen, Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah of the Catholic Diocese of Sokoto and Archbishop Josiah Idowu-Fearon of the Anglican Diocese of Kaduna who have mostly devoted their work to building those bridges of understanding and dialogue between Christianity and Islam, while yet speaking truth even in difficult times. As a result, they have built for themselves enormous respect on both sides of the aisle.
Even more, he should learn from his opposite number, the Sultan of Sokoto and spiritual leader of Nigerian Muslims, His Eminence, Alhaji Muhammadu Sa’ad Abubakar III, who has distinguished himself as a maker of peace between the two dominant faiths.
Besides being criticized as being too close to government which makes CAN look like their appendage, Pastor Oritsejafor should also be made aware of the fact that his leadership of the organization over the past 2 and a half years has created more bad blood between Christians and Muslims instead of working to bring the two sides together.
The peace we need is not one that would be gotten by threatening violence at each and every turn.
YNaija.com

Okada Rider Rapes Woman


A commercial motorcycle operator has been arrested by the police and charged to Ejigbo Magistrate’s Court for allegedly raping a female passanger at Igando area Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.
Okada Rider Rapes Woman
The motorcycle operator, also known as Okada rider, Michael Oshinbanjo, was charged with rape of a 20-year old woman  who rode on his motorcycle to a pharmaceutical store in the area.
P.M.NEWS learnt that Oshinbanjo allegedly lured the victim, who used to patronise him, to his house at 26, Atoke Olusanya Street, Igando New Town, Lagos.
She alleged that on their way to her destination, the Okada rider veered off to his house and lured her into his room.
She said she did not suspect foul play until she entered his room where he quickly locked the door and started beating her.
According  to the victim,  when she shouted and attempted to escape, the Okada rider over powered her, threw her on his bed and tied her hands and mouth before tearing her underpants and raping her.
P.M.NEWS learnt that the victim was later rushed to a hospital where she is being treated.
The matter was reported to the police at Igando division and he was arrested and arraigned in court.
The prosecutor, ASP Nicholas Atumonye, objected to his bail on the ground that if he was granted bail, it would send a wrong signal to the society because of the gravity of the offence.
The presiding magistrate, Mrs M. B. Folami, denied him bail and ordered that he should be remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri Prisons.
She adjourned the matter till 13 March 2013. On his way to prison, Oshibanjo told our reporter that ‘it was devil that pushed him to rape her.’
He confirmed that the victim was his customer and said he had pleaded with her and her parents to settle the matter out of court.
Naij

SEE Beyonce, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and more WITHOUT the makeup (PHOTOS)


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Singers always put their best face forward with a little (or a whole lot of) rock ‘n’ roll stage makeup or the help of a professional makeup artist. Ever wondered what they look like underneath all that powder and eyeliner?
Check out some of these squeaky clean famous faces!
With “Irreplaceable” beauty, 31-year-old BeyoncĂ© looks simply stunning while fresh-faced on vacation. The singer frequently posts makeupless pictures on her well-curated Tumblr page, and no wonder–she always looks amazing!
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“Just realized how dumb u look takin self pix on iPhone,” Rihanna tweeted in April 2012. Okay, you do look a little silly, maybe, Ri Ri–we see you laughing at yourself! But that certainly doesn’t detract from the 24-year-old’s fresh-faced beauty, which she can’t hide behind her hand.
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Ever wondered what Lady Gaga meant by “born this way”? Well, here’s exactly what she was born with, as she displayed in a stripped-down shot posted on Twitter shortly before her 26th birthday. No feathers, flames, or filet mignon in evidence? Beautiful!
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Taylor Swift may be ranked amongst the most beautiful musicians out there, but the 23-year-old Grammy darling still employs a skilled makeup artist. Without her usual false eyelashes, heavy eye shadow and crimson lip, Swift looks much plainer than her public image. With fair features and a spattering of freckles, she’s still the pretty girl next door while makeup-less—and one you might actually have the guts to talk to.
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44-year-old Faith Hill is undoubtedly one of the long-standing beauties of country music. But the multiple Grammy winner looks almost unrecognizable without her glamorous red carpet face. Sure, every star necessitates a makeup boost plus flattering lighting, but we’d never guess this was the same person!
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Few things are sexier than a pretty girl fresh out of the shower! “Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing?” Nicole Scherzinger asked in January 2012, while showing off her squeaky-clean complexion. We’re sure there are plenty of fans out there who’d be more than happy to assist!
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Apparently Katy Perry wasn’t too fond of this photo taken by her then-husband at the beginning of 2011. Shortly after it was posted on Russell Brand’s Twitter account, the shot came down. But we think it shows a rather sweet, private glimpse at the usually lacquered-head-to-toe star–an all-natural look that most husbands out there can appreciate (even if their wives don’t!).
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“Ok don’t judge my hair I just woke up,” Miley Cyrus tweeted at the end of July…accompanied by a picture posed next to her dog. Not sure if she meant that as any sort of a statement–but, she looks anything but doggy in the makeup-free shot, which displays her delicate features at an angle fans almost never get a chance to see.
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Demi Lovato has been extraordinarily open with fans about her struggles with body image, so it’s no wonder that the 20-year old singer/actress/X Factor judge was willing to keep it real and share a shot of herself sans makeup in April. She not only looks pretty–no surprise there–but also happy and healthy, too!
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Shortly after country star Sara Evans impulsively posted this makeup-free shot on Facebook at the end of last July, she began receiving hundreds of approving comments–and, tens of thousands of likes. “I’m going on stage tomorrow without makeup!” the 42-year-old mother of three enthused, after checking out her near-perfect slate of positive reviews.
YNaija.com

El Rufai Needs Serious Prayers - Atiku Abubakar


Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, has dismissed former minister, Nasir El Rufai’s new memoir, which characterised Mr. Atiku as a corrupt power monger, who based his decisions on the counsel of fortune-tellers.
photoMr. Abubakar said on Thursday the book’s accounts were mere “fiction, half-truths, exaggeration and reflection of selective memory.”
In a Facebook post, the former vice president said he is “amazed” by the claims, but would not be angered by them, citing Mr. El Rufai’s recent controversial Twitter post on Jesus Christ, as proof the former minister needs prayers instead.
“El-Rufai’s attack on my person is to say the least not surprising considering that this is the same man who has notoriety for disparaging religions and their icons, including lately, Jesus Christ,” Mr. Atiku said.
“If he could go to such irreverent extent to disparage religious icons, who is an ordinary mortal like me? It is my belief that any man that can cross the boundary of reason and decency deserves prayers rather than anger.”
Mr. El Rufai’s book, Accidental Servant Leader, has stirred immediate controversy ahead of its public presentation, with critical reviews of key politicians who served between the Obasanjo administration, which Mr. El Rufai served; and the Jonathan administration, which he has consistently criticised.
The book chronicled multiple abuses by officials of government and the ruling party; scheming for power, and betrayals by former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, Mr. Atiku, and current president, Goodluck Jonathan.
Mr. El Rufai portrayed Mr. Atiku as an over-ambitious politician, who hoped Mr. Obasanjo would not complete his tenure, and attempted to manipulate influential power brokers, including former military head of state, Ibrahim Babangida, to back his ambition for the presidency.
Mr. Abubakar, in his capacity as the chairman of the National Council on Privatisation, also interfered with the privatisation process handled by the Bureau of Public Enterprise which Mr. El Rufai headed then, the book says.
At some point, Mr. El Rufai said he threatened to quit over the pressure.
In his reaction, Mr. Abubakar accused the former minister of lying and contradicting his earlier testimony before a senate committee, where the former minister absolved the former vice president of interfering with his work at the Bureau.
During an appearance before the senate privatisation committee in August 2011, Mr. El Rufai assured the lawmakers that the decisions taken during his tenure did not receive external influence.
“We took everything we did to the privatisation council,” Mr. El Rufai had told the lawmakers, “And I swear to God, I am under oath. Except for one time that the vice president called me and said; look I’ve got calls from A and B to help this guy win this, I said Mr. Vice president you know the rules, tell him to bid the highest price because the highest price wins and he said yes I know, I am just telling you in case they contact you.”
“And I don’t want them to say I didn’t pass on their requests. That was the only time. But no one tried to interfere with my work. There were attempts to block it. President Obasanjo blocked the privatisation of Nigeria airways practically. Okay because Kema Chikwe will go and tell him stories. And what is the result today. The company is dead,” Mr. El Rufai told the lawmakers.
Mr. Atiku also dismissed claims in the book that former president, Mr. Obasanjo, went on “bended knees” to secure his support for the 2003 election, saying the meeting was private and Mr. El Rufai could not have known what transpired.
“Such claim lacks any credibility because Obasanjo and I were alone together behind closed doors,” Mr. Atiku said. “I wonder whether el-Rufai was a fly on the wall to discuss the details of a private meeting between the two of us.”
Naij

Mikel Will Win Golden Ball – Orji Uzor Kalu


Creative midfield maestro John Mikel Obi Thursday earned five stars as former Abia state governor Dr.Orji Uzor Kalu tipped him for the Golden Ball trophy, with the sobriquet "Field Marshall" of the ongoing Nations’ Cup.
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Kalu said,"Mikel Obi is a silent killer, in the field he puts on no airs, his touches are pinpoint, the young man is the hub of the Eagles. Yet he carries everybody along. If the Nations Cup were another World War, I would call him Field Marshall Montgomery. I see a crown on his head as the Most Valuable Player of this tournament."
The ex-governor praised the Ivorian Elephants for giving honour to Mikel in particular, and the Nigerian team in general, despite their quarter-finals elimination by the Eagles. "Kudos to Cheik Tiote,Didier Drogba and Lassina Traore. They admitted Nigeria’s superiority in the game. Tiote singled out Mikel for cutting off balls to Drogba and Yaya Toure. Mikel was so effective in the middle that Almighty Cote D’Ivoire looked like fish out of water. I give credit to all the Eagles as well, for a job well done," Kalu added.
He expressed disappontment over Ghana’s loss to Burkina Faso, since his dream was for Nigeria to meet the Black Stars in the final to create a Nations Cup grand-finale record. "Ghana made me sad," Kalu explained. "I wanted Nigeria to meet them in the final. You know, The Black Stars mean badluck to us in the Nations Cup, win or lose. Anytime we played them, we never won the trophy. This present bunch of Eagles would have spelt Accra or even Kumasi if our parts crossed in the last game."
Yes indeed. Seven times Nigeria met Ghana - 1978,1984,1992, 2002, 2006, 2008 and 2010. Three wins [2-1 at Cote D'Ivoire' 84, 1-0 Mali' 2002, 1-0 Egypt' 2006], three losses [1-2 Senegal' 92, 1-2 Ghana' 2008, 0-1 Angola' 2010] and one draw [Ghana' 78]. That is the story. In those competitions, the Eagles did not win the Cup.
Naij

On The Newly "Revived" Nigerian Railway, A Train Ride Of Hell By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat



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By Abdulrazaq O Hamzat
When the railway first begun its operation some years ago, I was in Kwara state and noticed the train attracted so much attention due to the kind of publicity given to it by the then governor, Dr. Bukola Saraki. The governor at the time ensures there is so much awareness about the functioning of the railway, which attracted so many citizens including my humble self.
After hearing so much of the train’s activities, yours truly decided to catch the train from Ilorin to Lagos to assess its operations. When I did, the trip took us between 12 to 13 hours to reach Lagos from Ilorin. Though, the experience was not that disappointing, except for the delay and the state of the railway coaches, which were not in good shapes.
From experience, every newly introduced system needs time to develop, but in all, I gave the railway a 25% pass mark at that time which I believe  can be improved upon with time and commitment from the government and management of the railway cooperation.
Fast track to 2012, The Minister of information, Mr. Labaran Maku during his good governance tour made a lot of fascinating remarks about the railway, boasting about its improved state, efficiency and confortability which gave the majority of Nigerians the impression that the railway is another paradise of achievement in the transformation agenda of President Goodluck Jonathan. But in order to evaluate the government rightly in its transformation, I decided to take another trip via the train to have a first-hand information on what has improved since my last trip to verify the authenticity of the claims of the honourable minister.
I decided to travel via the train, although I have my worries because In recent times, I have read so many false claims by the government and based on this some misinformation without any corresponding reality when investigated, I ensured the trip was not for any business purpose, but just fun.
The journey was on Wednesday 31st in the month of October, 2012, I informed some friends about my adventure run via the railway from Ilorin to Lagos, what I refer to as an adventure of transformation. I prepared that morning and head straight to the railway, and upon arriving to the station around 8:03 a.m. having known that the train would take off by 9 o’clock based on my pre-travel information seeking, I headed straight to the ticket section; inside the counter was a young ebony short and robust woman in charge of ticket sales. I originally wanted to purchase the first class ticket, but I was told the first class tickets has been exhausted, so, I had to take the economy ticket which was the only available option after the first class. The first class ticket cost N1050 and the economy is N670. So, I took the economy which is N670, but because the staff in charge said there was no change, I had to leave the remaining N330 change with her. While I sat by the side ways, I watch all kind people throng in to the railway station, ranging from students, old women and business people with loads and all manner of others.
During that period, a bus from Ilorin to Lagos cost between N1400- N1900 depending on the kind of bus and the motor park one is entering from and it takes between 4-6 hours to get to Lagos. So, considering the price difference, it is common for the majority of the masses who are simply looking for a cheaper means of transportation to patronise the railway, especially those business women with loads. Some minutes to 9 (o'clock) which was said to be the official time for taking off, I expected a call to board, but there was none. I had to go along with others to ask if the train was no longer moving, and we were told the train shall take off by 11:00. You earlier said it is taking off by 9 o’clock we queried, and they said some things came up and apologize for the delay.
Finally, some minutes to eleven, the call to board the train was initiated, I stepped up and boarded, but am annoyed, there was nowhere to sit. I walked from the 1st coach to the 14th car which is the last in search for a seat, but there were no seats available.  At this juncture, I went down and approached the staffs to claim a refund my money because there was no available sit, but to my surprise, there were several others with the same query. The lady in charge who took the payment simple told everyone the fee is nonrefundable. She asked us to look behind the ticket that it was clearly written, it is the policy of the railway she said.  I turned to the back and saw it clearly written, ‘’nonrefundable after payment’’. Jeez and irritated, I vehemently informed the lady that the ticket can only be non refundable if the passenger purchased the ticket and then decided not to travel, but in this case when the railway couldn’t provide the service that was paid for, it does not apply. In the course of this interaction, another staff came to address the passengers and said, ‘’they are terribly sorry for the situation’’. He explained that, they didn’t know the passengers would had exceeded the number of seats and that the majority of the people on board are heading to Offa’’, the next station close to Ilorin which is around 1 hour’s drive away. He pleaded that the passengers should please bear with the them that if we could get to Offa, everyone would get a comfortable seat after the majority of the passengers go down.
In the traditional Nigerian fashion, the passengers were so accommodating and willing to give it a try, tolerate a slight discomfort to experience the thrill of transformation. But unknown to us, the passengers over exceeded what can be imagined. It is a condition which  ensured that a railway car which should normally contain a maximum of 90 sitting passengers, eventually took close to 200 people, where most passengers on the train were either sitting on the floor, in the toilet, at the edge of other people’s seat, standing between two sits on top of the chairs, or just standing. This was beyond my imagination, and that of many other first time passengers, because ‘’I  was standing in the midst of the crowd’’.
Over crowded railway passengers inside the train packed After facing so much trouble in the 1 hour journey from Ilorin to Offa where we were expecting to have a seat after the majority of the passengers go down as we were told, we were peeved to get to Offa only to realize there were close to 200 other passengers waiting to board the same train, and contrary to what we were told that a majority of those on board would drop off at Offa, less than 50 passengers went down and over 200 were there waiting to come on board. It was after reaching Offa that I understood the staffs of the railway corporation had cajoled the passengers, some regular passengers revealed that it is their usual practice.
At this stage, I had no choice than go down from the train because I cannot travel from Ilorin to Lagos standing on my feet for only God knows how many hours be we arrive our final destination, but before I went down, a friend called and said, ‘’I was told you went on an investigative mission on the train, so how far?’’ I replied slowly, I am on and would call back when I get down. It occurred to me that I could actually make the trip an investigative duty if I can handle the pain and inconveniences attached. I made up my mind about the trip and decided to stay on board and continue the journey to have a rich experience.
As I look directly behind me, I noticed from afar that the police were asking the passengers by the door area to open the door for more people to come in, I got angry and intervened and insisted they not open the door, but I was a little far away from the actual spot and there was no way I could get there except I was  ready to step on women and children sitting on the ground or push every other person standing. The security men at the Offa station were harassing and threatening to shoot If the passengers refused to open the door, this is a cruel way to treat people, when the people inside are already suffocating of heat caused due to the size of the crowd, the police were still hostile  and threatening to shoot. The police finally succeeded in forcing the door open, when the door was opened, more people were forced inside with the same story that more people would get off when we reach Oshogbo. But from Ilorin to Offa, Oshogbo to Ibadan, we keep having more and more people at the terminals waiting to board with their tickets.
I say without exaggeration, the Molue in Lagos which is usually said to carry overload is better than this. I swear by God, the railway’s overcrowdedness far exceeds what had ever been done by the Molue. Let me explain how the passengers sit inside the train so you could get me better. The railway had 14 coaches, each containing two chairs, one 3 seater by the left and another 2 seater by the right and there was 18 rows altogether. The total available seats for passengers in each compartment is 90.
After this 90 seats are occupied, people started to lean in the middle space, some sat on the ground, and they are mostly women and children. When the middle area was filled up to  extent that everyone could not move, some people started to sit at the edge of the seat of those who are already sitting, after this, some had to climb the seat and sit on to top where those on the seat would lay their heads in case they are tired or wanted to rest. At a stage, some had to climb the chairs and stand between the chairs.
 When the train had filled to a stage that there could not be movement what so ever, the focus shifted to the toilet, and before you know it, the toilet had been filled to capacity with passengers. You may be wondering what would happen if anyone wanted to ease him or herself? But am sorry to tell you that, if anyone wanted to relieve him or herself, the other people just had to look the other way. It is so pathetic I must confess.
After standing for over 6 hours and witnessing all this weird happenings, I lost the strength and courage to continue the journey, even though there was glee inside the train taking attention away from the serious issues, but I then summoned the courage to follow the journey to the end when I saw a child crying in distress; I said to myself, if this child can make it inside this train in his condition, I have to. The picture attached capture some passengers sitting on the chair, some also stood on the chair, placing a leg on the chair by the right and the other on the left, holding the ring on top. It is actually THE TRAIN OF HEL.
While the festivity is on-going, I noticed some railway staffs coming to check the children’s ticket to confirm if they took a ticket before boarding the train if not, the parents would be made to pay right there. I inquired about it, and It was learnt that the railway charges a separate fee for children of three years and above. When I challenged one of the railway staffs about the condition of the train, he said to me ’’ it is normal for us’’
In his words:
’’ people ought to have known that there was no space to sit before taking the ticket, so when they use it, we think it’s their responsibility to cope with the condition of the train till we reach our destination. He maintained that, we didn’t force anyone to buy the ticket, and no one was forced to come to the railway. When asked on how people would know there was no place to sit on the locomotive before taking the ticket, he said, they should know. When asked why they require separate fee for children, he also insisted that it is the policy of the corporation to charge children of 3 years and above a separate fee like others, but half the price of the matured people.
When we got down at osogbo station for refreshment, I noticed some passengers are on top of the train, I was dazed and shocked, how would anyone sit on the roof of a train from Ilorin to Lagos I asked myself? Although, most people on top had already come down for refreshment, but I still managed to get a picture which captured some people on top.
Railway passengers from Ilorin on top of the train at osogbo station I decided to explore why those people would be allowed to stay on top despite the security attached to the train, though the train was slow, but despite that, sitting on the roof should not be an option. I asked some regular passengers who said they probably didn’t have money to pay, so the railway staffs may have helped them to get to Lagos. But when I manage to reach one of the boys on top, I told him how dangerous it is to be on that roof that even though he had no money to travel, the roof of the train shouldn’t be an option. The innocent looking boy simply brought out his ticket, showed it to me and said, I paid. He explained that, ‘’the money I paid was the last money on me and I had to go home so as to resume back to school next week. Are you a student I asked, and he replied yes? A student of the Kwara State polytechnic. I tried to get his name, but he refused to divulge it. He explained further that, when he paid, and they didn’t refund is money, there was no way he could remain in school without money, not even money to buy recharge cards. But when he saw people climbing the roof, the man beside him said to him, I am also going to climb the roof. And before you know it, there were close to 100 people on top, most of them also had their tickets, so I summoned the courage to join he said.
His declaration was contrary to what those inside imagined, and it was confirmed that these passengers on top of the roof also purchased the same ticket as those sitting inside.
In the course of the journey, I interacted with some passengers one of which was Mr. Bolaji Adegoke who said he is a business man and a first time traveller on the railway. When asked to comment on the state of the railway, he said, we have suffered in the hand of this government and its railway staffs, and I regret ever coming to the railway. In fact, I regret that I listened to the advice of coming to board a train in my life. He said
Bolaji explained that, when we left Ilorin in anger that we could not sit on a chair, we were comforted that a majority of the passengers on board would go down in Offa, but when we got to Offa, less than 30 passengers went down and we have a multitude of others coming on board. He concluded that, the railway is just like  shingles. When we arrived to the Abeokuta station in Ogun State around 8:00 pm at night, unknown to the passengers, the railway staffs had abandoned the train and went away with no any information to the passengers. The passengers were left without guidance, no security, and no nothing. After sitting inside the train for about 1 hour with no movement, everyone became aware of the situation, and we all came down wondering what was happening. It was close to 10 pm. Where the railway staffs are everyone were asking with nobody to respond. But unknown to most passengers, some elderly women had already fainted inside the train. When the people became aware, everyone helped as they were rescued. Children reportedly fell ill and were vomiting due to the condition of the locomotive as experienced
While we were made to stay at the terminal, Women and children waxen and looking bushed were sited sleeping around the railway on the bare floor in the middle of the night before the railway staffs finally came back around 1:30 a.m.
Railway Passengers scattered in Abeokuta terminals around 1:00am As much as we are where we are not sure what will happen next, It could not deter me from making the appropriate usage of the venue to interact and interview some passengers. That place gave me the opportunity to interact with some more passengers since its midnight, around 1 am; where everyone were unsure what to do or where to go. Everyone’s face was intense, but they were helpless and unsure what would happen to them. They had earlier called their loved once, informing them about their condition; many were scared, fearing for their life. Male railway passengers sleeping on the  ground around 1:00am Adio lamented that, ‘We thought it was the typical 10 to 20 minutes rest, but we were wrong. We were abandoned since like 4 hours ago with no any idea of what is happening or sense of when we are leaving’’. Kamoru further stated that, you would see women sleeping around on the ground with their children, no security, and no nothing. In his words, ‘’As you can see, we are exposed to all manner of danger here, and we only hope for God's protection. If we are attacked now, there is no one to save us except God.’’
He concluded that, we have been abused, violated, unjustly treated, and oppressed by the railway Corporation.
Railway passengers, women and children sleeping on the floor at the Abeokuta station where the train was abandoned around 1 :00 a.m Uthman Issa, another passenger who is vehement said, how on earth did such kind of people gain employment to work in a railway? People that lack education or have any sense of justice. These are people who don’t care about other people’s life or health. ‘’you cannot Imagine all the health implication of this place; look at the spell, what about the danger? See the children, aged people, women and including myself. I was standing on my bare foot from Ilorin till we got here.’’ He said.
A woman who said she is a regular passenger on the train said, she is a business women, and she had loads. She explained that, this is not the first time such a thing is happening, to them; it is a common thing now, though sad and disappointing, but she has no choice. She maintained that, she had no choice than use the railway since the railway is safer for her loads and cheaper. She lamented how her two children had fallen ill, but would treat them when they get home. The railway finally departed Abeokuta, Ogun state the next day, November 1st,2012, around 2:00 a.m. and arrived Lagos around 6:00 a.m. the next morning.
This ensured that the railway spent almost 21 hours in its journey from Ilorin to Lagos.
It is worth to note that, the railway from Paris in France to Madrid in Spain spend 9 hours to reach its destination, Paris (France) to Amsterdam (Netherlands) is 3 hours, Paris (France) to Rome in Italy is 11 hours, France to Belgium is 2 hours, Netherlands to Belgium is 2 hours or fewer, yet, we spent nearly 21hours from Ilorin to Lagos.
When I got to the Agege station after standing on my foot from Ilorin to Lagos for about 19 hours, plus another 2 wasted hours at the Ilorin station, I came down from the railway and say goodbye to THE TRAIN RIDE OF HELL.
This made me start to wonder what kind of person is Labaran Maku and what the transformation of this administration in this sector that worth the praises? Is this what this government is proud to call an achievement? Is this what the Goodluck transformation is all about? I wonder.
The railway is no doubt a good means of transportation if managed properly, but as it stands, it is a sloppy venture and the minister who came to the world to make noise about it did so is utterly irresponsible. All that was said about the railway is a farce. When I boarded this train when it was first introduced, it was even better compare to what we have now, but after the government had claimed to spend so much money on the railway, this hell is what can be presented as a result.
If a minister of the federal republic is so proud to call this torture an achievement, I think the minister needs to be checked. I pray one day, the president and the minister would have to board the train and enjoy their transformation as enjoyed by the citizen. Based on my experience on the brute railway, I can conclude that the railway is an one of Nigeria's latest affliction by the federal government, which is afflicting or causing pain and  miseries to the people. I so call on the federal Government to control itself, and its programmes to ensure it is doing the right thing and ensuring its staffs are upright, else, staffs who are dishonest would continue the woes of the government.
Sahararporters