Wednesday, 20 March 2013
Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Anoints Commissioner For Agric, Gbolahan Lawal As Next Lagos Governor
Insiders revealed the ‘controller of the state’s politics’ has anointed his former Aide De Camp and current commissioner for Agric, Gbolahan Lawal to replace the incumbent ( not statutorily eligible for re election after 2 term).
Sources claim the knowledge of this development is limited to insiders within the camp of the political heavy weight.
But their body language and mode of addressing the commissioner since the ‘endorsement’ have reportedly given away the game to close observers of event outside the circle.
Two particular occasions are thrown up to butress this assertion.
The wedding of Adedamola Kasumu cousin to OANDO top shot, Wale Tinubu. The event held at event place LTV 8, Agidingbi Lagos.
Other guests led by the likes Federal House of Representative Memeber Abike Dabiri and Kemi Nelson reportedly led other invites to go pay ‘homage’ to the anointed where he sat.
The other was at a state function held by Governor Fashola at Eko Hotel, Victoria Island recently.
A handful of ‘state political figures’ ‘kowtowed’ to the commissioner – in the midst of endorsement whispers, further giving credence to the assertion.
Though the Jarga ban borgu reportedly didn’t give a clear cut reason for this development- insiders believe undying devotion to the celebrated political figure by Commissioner Lawal, form the basis for the move.
As shown in his profile, he owns all he has to the heavy weight politician. Here is the link to his rise from the post of Aide-De-Camp while the former Governor was in power- till date (Gbolahan Lawal’s profile)
An added reason is talks that unlike other candidates and loyalist that owe their rise to relevance to the powerful nigerian – Mr Lawal has the least political baggage and alliances to honour, making him a better subject in areas of obedience to higher authority.
Naijaurban
License Plate Humor: New Hampshire Resident Shows Off Funny License Plate (PHOTO)
On Tuesday, Reddit user Tangentman123 posted a photo of the sweet ride one New Hampshire man presumably bought after his wife left him. How do we know that's likely the case? Check out his license plate:
That'll show her!
Tell us what you think of this New Hampshire resident's post-split splurge in the comments, then click through the slideshow below for some of the funniest vanity plates we've ever seen on the web.
HuffingtonPost
The Ultimate Sex Tip To Drive Her Crazy
So, you have
noticed that your partners don't get as much pleasure as you want them
to get? And you want some sex tips to drive her crazy?
Good... there's nothing a bit of research over the Internet can't accomplish. As you know, what will keep your partner coming back to you for more is the orgasm. So, you need to give your girl orgasms - as long as you can give her orgasms each and every time you have sex, she will go totally crazy for you.
The 2 Sensations That Will Send Her Into Orgasms...
The number one sex tip to drive her crazy is to learn what actually gives women orgasms. There are 2 types of pleasure inducing nerve endings in the genitals of a woman. The first is the clitoral tissue. The second is the cervical tissue. Some women require you to touch the cervix (the ending of the vagina) for orgasms, some don't. But ALL of them require stimulation of the clitoral tissue.
Now... by the clitoral tissue I don't mean clitoris. Sure, the clitoris has a lot of clitoral tissue but it's not all. The tissue is actually all around the vaginal canal - the vaginal walls neighbor clitoral tissue. So, keeping these in mind now...
The Ultimate Sex Tip to Drive Her Crazy!
First - whatever you do, you have to stimulate the area for some time. You won't give your girl orgasms in 30 seconds. So, the best way to give her a wild orgasm is to start with oral sex (cunnilingus). The trick is this: You start physically stimulating her by licking and sucking her clitoris - but be careful, she shouldn't have an orgasm during this. You have to give her the orgasm with your penis. It's your penis that will make her come back for more.
The plan is to start by stimulating and arousing her so much that she is ready to have an orgasm. Most women want their man to fill them up completely - this sensation will be the final trigger for her to have the orgasm. This works so well - done properly you don't even have to last that long, because she will be already close.
A Couple More Points...
If your girl still can't have orgasms regardless of how long you go down on her and how long you last inside her, then she either requires you to touch her cervix to have an orgasm, or she requires more stimulation and friction in her vaginal walls during intercourse. This is why size can seriously matter when giving your girl orgasms.
Don't forget - the greatest sex tip to drive her crazy is to give her what he wants - so don't hesitate to ask!
Naij.com
Good... there's nothing a bit of research over the Internet can't accomplish. As you know, what will keep your partner coming back to you for more is the orgasm. So, you need to give your girl orgasms - as long as you can give her orgasms each and every time you have sex, she will go totally crazy for you.
The 2 Sensations That Will Send Her Into Orgasms...
The number one sex tip to drive her crazy is to learn what actually gives women orgasms. There are 2 types of pleasure inducing nerve endings in the genitals of a woman. The first is the clitoral tissue. The second is the cervical tissue. Some women require you to touch the cervix (the ending of the vagina) for orgasms, some don't. But ALL of them require stimulation of the clitoral tissue.
Now... by the clitoral tissue I don't mean clitoris. Sure, the clitoris has a lot of clitoral tissue but it's not all. The tissue is actually all around the vaginal canal - the vaginal walls neighbor clitoral tissue. So, keeping these in mind now...
The Ultimate Sex Tip to Drive Her Crazy!
First - whatever you do, you have to stimulate the area for some time. You won't give your girl orgasms in 30 seconds. So, the best way to give her a wild orgasm is to start with oral sex (cunnilingus). The trick is this: You start physically stimulating her by licking and sucking her clitoris - but be careful, she shouldn't have an orgasm during this. You have to give her the orgasm with your penis. It's your penis that will make her come back for more.
The plan is to start by stimulating and arousing her so much that she is ready to have an orgasm. Most women want their man to fill them up completely - this sensation will be the final trigger for her to have the orgasm. This works so well - done properly you don't even have to last that long, because she will be already close.
A Couple More Points...
If your girl still can't have orgasms regardless of how long you go down on her and how long you last inside her, then she either requires you to touch her cervix to have an orgasm, or she requires more stimulation and friction in her vaginal walls during intercourse. This is why size can seriously matter when giving your girl orgasms.
Don't forget - the greatest sex tip to drive her crazy is to give her what he wants - so don't hesitate to ask!
Naij.com
By Theophilus Ilevbare
My first thought on President Jonathan’s disapproval of the sultan’s amnesty call was commendation. I reasoned he struck the right note for once but on a closer look at his remark, I was crestfallen. President Jonathan said: “For you to declare amnesty, you have to be communicating with people. You cannot declare amnesty for people that are communicating under a veil…” This can be rephrased to insinuate, as soon as they identify themselves and declare their intention, the government will consider granting them amnesty. And with the pardon gate flung open by him for Alamieyeseigha and others, this might prove to be a tricky one for the president, particularly as there are cheap political points to pick up from the north ahead of the 2015 general elections.
The amnesty that was granted to the Niger Delta militants should not in any way translate or equate to same for the Islamist fundamentalist. The agitations of the militants then, to some extent, was germane save for the violence. They were been ripped off by multi-nationals leaving them and their environment marginalized and underdeveloped even though their zone produced the oil that provides for the entire country. They agitated for resource control. They wanted their lives to be touched by the oil that was been explored daily from their neighbourhood. We all agreed, at some point in the their struggle, that the Niger Delta region has been neglected for too long. Regardless of the sympathy their plight elicited, their resort to armed banditry was condemned in strong terms.
Juxtapose with the Boko Haram uprising and its attempt to forcefully impose a religious ideology on a secular Nigerian society. The terror, senseless and wanton destruction of lives and property they have unleashed on Nigerians in a gutsy bid to oppose not only Western education, but western culture and modernisation is despicable. Their acts of terror have gone from the horrendous to the tragic as reflected in the ghastly suicide attack on five luxury buses in Kano that left about 25 people dead and over 50 others injured. These attacks are based on a warped and shallow religious ideology; the islamisation of Nigeria. They ignorantly disdain anything western, but wittingly get by daily with the help of simple machines, the very symbol of western influence in our lives. The blood of Nigerians should not atone for such a cause that does not only trivialize what amnesty stands for, but it seems to suggest that the activities of the sect are legitimate and tolerable. Niger Delta militants focused their attacks on oil installations and multi-national oil expatriates hostage, but Boko Haram is engaged in indiscriminate killing and maiming.
The United States and other developed countries posit that they don’t negotiate with terrorists because they have the capacity and intel to crush – in the case of al-Qaeda, the killing of Osama Bin Laden – the terrorists. Same cannot be said of Nigeria where there has been nothing to show for billions voted for security in the last few years. Security issues should be holistically approached because it takes more than JTF boots on the ground, armed to the teeth in troubled states to restore peace and stability.
There is a bigger picture to the diversionary and ill conceived amnesty being canvassed for the Islamic extremists. The government will be sending a wrong signal to the teeming population of unemployed Nigerian youths and yet another dangerous precedent after the amnesty to Niger Delta militants. It is akin to presidential pardon to felons, or a national honour which is a reward for criminality. It will only buck up splincter sects like, Ansaru, and new rebellion from other parts of the country.
And if the government were to give unconditional pardon to the Boko Haram, will the government use the same methods of rehabilitation and reintegration for the Niger Delta militants? Skill acquisition centres, training and re-training methods at home and abroad? How will the government change their mentality to prepare them for their return to mainstream Nigeria? Whichever approach the government intend to employ, it will be a clear negation of the sects’ ideology of abhorrence for anything western. It is not rocket science that their angst with the government has nothing to do with money. All they seek is that sharia be entrenched across the country.
Amnesty should not be a leeway for the Nigerian government to wriggle itself out of security challenges. Only a weak government, with its security and anti-corruption agencies bereft of ideas reward criminals, militants, extremists, rapists and ex-convicts with pardon. Granting amnesty to Boko Haram is a latent approval to other forms of social vices and a continuum of the vicious cycle of legalised lawlessness.
Finally, there is a need to understand the Boko Haram agenda before contemplating amnesty for the sect. They are part of a global network of terror. Their Jihad is not motivated by money but a relentless drive in their fanatical religious ideology of eradicating all forms of western influence on the African continent using Nigeria and Mali as springboards. The promise of material wealth that an amnesty holds for the sect is a disincentive. The counter-terrorism war has never been won anywhere in the world with amnesty.
DailyPost
“In The Name Of God” Tell Jonathan To Reconsider Amnesty For Boko Haram – Lawmakers Plead With Tukur
Some
members of the National Assembly, especially the Senate, have advised
the national chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Dr Bamanga
Tukur, to impress it on President Goodluck Jonathan to reconsider his
decision not to grant amnesty to members of the Islamist insurgent
group, Boko Haram.
The
Deputy Senate Leader, Senator Abdul Ningi, speaking on behalf of
members of the National Assembly from his zone, said the North-East
geopolitical zone had been so marginalised in the scheme of things in
the country to the extent that the economy of the zone had been grounded
by the insurgence in the zone.
Ningi
made this known on Monday in Bauchi, during the official visit of Dr
Tukur to the North-East, as part of reconciliation efforts of the
national executive of the party. While saying that the primary
responsibility of any government is to provide adequate security for the
people, Ningi, who is representing Bauchi Central in the Senate, noted
that many people were being killed on daily basis, declaring that force
was never the solution to the insurgence: “I have the mandate of the
members of the National Assembly and the Senate to call on you as the
Chairman of the ruling party in Nigeria to also call on the President
and the Commander-in-Chief of the Nigeria Armed Forces to in the name of
God to reconsider the announcement made in Yobe and Borno as regard the
issue of amnesty to the insurgents,” Senator Ningi stated.
“Many
people are being killed day-in-day out. Our economies have been
grounded but they have been unable over the last two years come to term
with this basic reality. Force is not the solution to this insurgency
and, therefore, for us to continue to live as people within the greater
part of Nigeria, we need our lives and property to be protected and to
be secured.” He said that if President Jonathan could not grant amnesty
to the insurgents, he should instead protect the lives and property of
the people of the zone.
TalkOfNaija
Brand Boko Haram Foreign Terrorist Organisation —CAN
Christian Association of Nigeria on Tuesday urged the Federal Government to brand Boko Haram as a foreign terrorist organisation
CAN added that the attacks on Sabon-Gari, Kano, Gusau and the suspension of the only female Christian legislator in the Bauchi State House of Assembly for allegedly opposing the relocation of the headquarters of a local government were suggestive of a “deliberate plan” to destroy Christianity in the northern part of the country.
The group therefore, urged the Federal Government to fish out and prosecute sponsors of Boko Haram and Ansaru Islamic sects.
The association’s President, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, stated this in a statement by his Special Assistant (Media and Communication), Mr. Kenny Ashaka.
Oritsejafor said, “In as much as our heart goes to the Muslim victims in this latest suicide attack on Sabon Gari, Kano, a ward predominantly occupied by indigenous and non-indigene Christians, we feel the attacks on Kano, Gusau and the travails of the only Christian female legislator were a signpost of the intended extermination of Christians and Christianity from northern Nigeria.
“The barbaric and sustained bomb and gun attacks on innocent Nigerians are the reasons why CAN is calling on the Federal Government to support our call for the branding of the Boko Haram sect as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation. The Federal Government should liaise with the international communities and obtain their expertise in order to deal with the terror acts.
“I plead with the government to fish out the sponsors of Jama’atul Ahlis Sunnah Lidda’awati Wal commonly called Boko Haram and the Islamic group, Jama’atu Ansaril Muslimina fi Sudan known as Ansaru, an al-Qaeda-aligned group and a splinter group, which specialty is the kidnapping and killing of Christian foreigners.
Those betraying others by working underground with enemies of the nation should also be fished out and dealt with in accordance with the laws of the land.”
The CAN President noted particularly that the bombing of a Lagos-bound luxury bus, which killed over 50 persons was “evil, tragic and condemnable.”
The association challenged the Kano State Government to liaise more effectively with security agencies in order to forestall a recurrence, noting that the “state has become one of the critical places for Boko Haram violence, a place where violence is likely to break out suddenly”.
According to CAN, the Federal Government cannot continue to condemn these heinous acts of “the enemies of unity and agents of death without prosecuting those already arrested.”
The group said, “This does not add up in any way. The Federal Government should do the right thing by prosecuting those already in its net with proven record of complicity.”
Praising security agencies for upholding the tenets of their profession, the CAN President urged them to gather and share intelligence information in order to boost their job and crackdown on the insurgents.
Oritsejafor, who called on Nigerians to volunteer information to security agencies, also urged religious leaders to be cautious in their interpretation of the holy books.
He said, “These leaders must re-examine the weak points and deficiencies in their method of preaching. The proponents of amnesty to Boko Haram sect members should have a rethink and join concerned Nigerians to fish out these bloodthirsty and callous killers that reside among them.
“I call on Islamic religious leaders to rise and expose those who have sullied the good face of Islam, those who have created a contaminated image of their religion.
Those who speak about the perversion of their religion should condemn those replacing Islamic logic with their feelings and desires.
For the growth of a well developed younger generation, we, the religious leaders, must work together to solve this problem of terror, an instrument that is certainly not approved by God.”
CAN added that the attacks on Sabon-Gari, Kano, Gusau and the suspension of the only female Christian legislator in the Bauchi State House of Assembly for allegedly opposing the relocation of the headquarters of a local government were suggestive of a “deliberate plan” to destroy Christianity in the northern part of the country.
The group therefore, urged the Federal Government to fish out and prosecute sponsors of Boko Haram and Ansaru Islamic sects.
The association’s President, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, stated this in a statement by his Special Assistant (Media and Communication), Mr. Kenny Ashaka.
Oritsejafor said, “In as much as our heart goes to the Muslim victims in this latest suicide attack on Sabon Gari, Kano, a ward predominantly occupied by indigenous and non-indigene Christians, we feel the attacks on Kano, Gusau and the travails of the only Christian female legislator were a signpost of the intended extermination of Christians and Christianity from northern Nigeria.
“The barbaric and sustained bomb and gun attacks on innocent Nigerians are the reasons why CAN is calling on the Federal Government to support our call for the branding of the Boko Haram sect as a Foreign Terrorist Organisation. The Federal Government should liaise with the international communities and obtain their expertise in order to deal with the terror acts.
“I plead with the government to fish out the sponsors of Jama’atul Ahlis Sunnah Lidda’awati Wal commonly called Boko Haram and the Islamic group, Jama’atu Ansaril Muslimina fi Sudan known as Ansaru, an al-Qaeda-aligned group and a splinter group, which specialty is the kidnapping and killing of Christian foreigners.
Those betraying others by working underground with enemies of the nation should also be fished out and dealt with in accordance with the laws of the land.”
The CAN President noted particularly that the bombing of a Lagos-bound luxury bus, which killed over 50 persons was “evil, tragic and condemnable.”
The association challenged the Kano State Government to liaise more effectively with security agencies in order to forestall a recurrence, noting that the “state has become one of the critical places for Boko Haram violence, a place where violence is likely to break out suddenly”.
According to CAN, the Federal Government cannot continue to condemn these heinous acts of “the enemies of unity and agents of death without prosecuting those already arrested.”
The group said, “This does not add up in any way. The Federal Government should do the right thing by prosecuting those already in its net with proven record of complicity.”
Praising security agencies for upholding the tenets of their profession, the CAN President urged them to gather and share intelligence information in order to boost their job and crackdown on the insurgents.
Oritsejafor, who called on Nigerians to volunteer information to security agencies, also urged religious leaders to be cautious in their interpretation of the holy books.
He said, “These leaders must re-examine the weak points and deficiencies in their method of preaching. The proponents of amnesty to Boko Haram sect members should have a rethink and join concerned Nigerians to fish out these bloodthirsty and callous killers that reside among them.
“I call on Islamic religious leaders to rise and expose those who have sullied the good face of Islam, those who have created a contaminated image of their religion.
Those who speak about the perversion of their religion should condemn those replacing Islamic logic with their feelings and desires.
For the growth of a well developed younger generation, we, the religious leaders, must work together to solve this problem of terror, an instrument that is certainly not approved by God.”
Osaze Hints At Buying Out Contract In Latest Twitter Outburst
The 31-year-old Nigerian international has 15 months left on his four-year contract at The Hawthorns but contrary to the club’s position that he will see out his deal, the player has got another plan up his sleeves.
Osaze is looking to take advantage of article 17 of FIFA’s transfer regulations, which state that players over the age of 28 can end their contracts two years after signing for a club by paying a compensation figure determined by their wages and transfer fee.
Already, West Brom has fined him £76,000 for his latest Twitter attacks on the club where he lamented being used mostly as a substitute in recent times despite the fact that both sides had agreed to bury the hatchet.
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