Fellow Nigerians,
This letter of mine is going to contain a lot of apologies. I have
sinned against God and against you all. I have transgressed. I
apologize. I apologize for pissing down the many opportunities you gave
me to be the greatest Nigerian ever. I apologize for a lot of things. I
apologize.
I apologize because I had some of the rarest opportunities in public
service anybody could get anywhere, which in other climes should have
been a stepping stone to greater things if I was a man with an iota of
humanity or decency. For you my countrymen allowed me a total of eleven
years as the head of state and President of Nigeria.
I apologize for being a disappointment. I apologize for being a
tyrant masquerading as a democrat. I apologize for being self-centred,
obnoxious, vindictive and a crude man. I apologize for all the times I
sought at all cost to always impose my will on the nation, even where it
was detrimental to the laws of morality, decency, common sense and of
national interest.
I apologize for the killing of Nigerian university students in cold
blood and the invasion and razing of the home and business premises of
Fela Kuti who was my number one critic as military head of state. I know
now that he was never my enemy even though I treated him as my enemy
and an enemy of the Nigerian state.
I apologize for supporting the annulment of the election of a
democratically elected president, Chief MKO Abiola and colluding with my
military colleagues and setting up all sorts of anti-democratic
political contraptions to negate the mandate of the people in an
election widely acclaimed to be free and fair.
I apologize to Jesus Christ for claiming to be born again when I came
out of jail and to you my countrymen and women for playing on your
intelligence that I had seen some light when my soul was still much
engulfed in the spirit of darkness.

I
apologize for asking my soldiers to burn Odi to the ground and kill
everyone in sight. I know I am a murderer and a war criminal. I
apologize for asking my army to massacre more people in Choba, Igwuruta,
Biogbolo and other places in the Niger-Delta. I apologize for being
evil, heartless and tyrannical. I apologize to the families of the
people my army massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my
army killed, to the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for
everything. I apologize.
I apologize for sowing the seeds that led to the Niger-Delta crisis.
That transformed a non-violent struggle for justice, equity and fairness
in the Niger-Delta into a full-blown war. I take responsibility for
causing the crisis in the Niger-Delta today that has made heroes out of
oil thieves and cultists like Asari Dokubo and other militants that the
Nigerian government has to pay billions of naira to every month to keep
from going back to the creeks.
I apologize for sending my soldiers to kill and burn down the
communities of Zaki Biam, Vaase, Agbayin, Gbeji, Sankara and several
others towns…. I apologize to the families of the people my army
massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my army killed, to
the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for everything. I
apologize. I weep and apologize.
I apologize for the murder of my attorney-general and minister of
justice, Chief Bola Ige. I apologize for rewarding the man suspected of
his assassination with political power. I apologize for my failure to
nab, prosecute and jail the perpetrators of his assassination. I
apologize for being insensitive and sadistic.
I apologize for the many backdoor deals I oversaw as president. I
apologize for spending $2.2 billion on power without due process or any
favourable end result. I apologize for the part I played in the
Transcorp shares saga, the Obasanjo Library Fund, the COJA contracts,
the PTDF scandal, the Siemens bribe scandal, the oil contracts and oil
wells allocation which I singlehandedly allocated to myself, my
women(oh, and I have a lot of them) and my cronies. I apologize for
running the petroleum ministry during my tenure as my private estate.
For shrouding my activities in the petroleum industry in utmost secrecy,
for never rendering proper accounts of the oil revenue to relevant
agencies, the Federal Executive Council or the National Assembly.
I apologize for using the EFCC as my personal bulldog to
intimidate and bend the will of my political opponents and those who
went against my will. I apologize to Nuhu Ribadu for using him for my
own selfish interest.
I apologize for victimizing those who criticized me or who attempted
to criticize me. I apologize to Audu Ogbeh for forcing him at gunpoint
to sign his resignation, to Eedris Abdulkareem for victimizing him and
forcing his promoters to do away with him because of the ‘’jaga jaga’’
song that depicted the true picture of Nigeria under me at that time.
Look, Nigeria was indeed “Jaga Jaga” and is still “jaga jaga”.
I apologize to Rotimi Amaechi for striking his (Amaechi’s) name off
the list of PDP’s governorship candidate list for the election just
because I could. I apologize for withholding Federal allocation to Lagos
under Bola Tinubu for three and a half years–an act of tyranny and
dictatorship that I have come to realize.
I apologize to the people of Anambra state for turning a blind eye as
the then sitting Governor, Chris Ngige, was kidnapped and forced to a
shrine to swear an oath in broad daylight by one of my apologists Chris
Uba who I made sure was above the law. I apologize for withdrawing his
security just so to spite him and all the people of Anambra and show
validation to the actions of Chris and Andy Uba.
I apologize for attempting to alter the constitution of the federal
republic of Nigeria just for the single selfish purpose of getting a
third term. I apologize to you my fellow Nigerians for using your tax
money to bribe lawmakers in an attempt to make my selfish interest come
to fulfillment. I apologize for heating up the polity, I apologize
profusely for being a self-righteous, self-centered crook and a
vindictive so and so.
I apologize to everyone I victimized when the will of you the
Nigerian people prevailed over my third term attempt. I apologize for
imposing on you a sick president. I apologize because I knew he was sick
and didn’t have very much to live for, but I still made him President
to spite you all. I wanted to punish the Nigerian people for not letting
me have my third term so I imposed him on you, went back to my farm and
watched in amusement. I look back at it all now and I admit that I am a
terrible man. I apologize for the evils my actions have caused you. I
apologize for my actions. I apologize even more for making an unexposed
tribal bigot his Vice President.
I apologize for giving you the Nigerian people, Goodluck Jonathan–a
man who had no antecedent in leadership. I apologize for making a man
who was under investigation for false declaration of his assets,
President. I apologize for making a man whose wife was then being
investigated by the EFCC for money laundering, President of the Federal
Republic. I apologize.
I apologize for everything you the Nigerian people are going through
right now. Your present travails with poor leadership are the products
of my machinations. I am Goodluck Jonathan and Goodluck Jonathan is me. I
am the kettle that produced the blackened coffee. I’m the architect of
your misfortunes. I’m the captain of the gang of pirates that are
currently milking your motherland dry. I am the evil one. Goodluck
Johnathan is a product of my evil mind. I apologize. I am sorry for all I
have cost you. My head is deep in shame, my body is clothed in
sack-clothes and my hair is filled with ashes.
I appeal to you the Nigerian people today, flee from me and every of
my many descendants. If Jonathan wants to contest in 2015, by all means
he should. But I appeal to you the Nigerian to vote him out. For he has
dwarfed everything I and the grandfather of corruption in Nigeria and my
good friend General Babangida ever thought of stealing. Under him, the
impunity under me is a child’s play. Under him, the Presidency has
turned into a laughing stock and the presidential jet has turn into a
taxi for tribal warriors and ethnic jingoists who look for an
opportunity to beat the drums of war. Ask Asari Dokubo.
And in conclusion, I apologize to my son Gbenga for sleeping with his
wife and for embarrassing the office of the president of the federal
republic of Nigeria and myself and my family.
I am very, very sorry fellow Nigerians. Forgive me, for I have erred.
Forgive me because without your forgiveness, I will forever be
miserable. Without your forgiveness, I will never have peace.
NB: Let me crave your indulgence to share this with your neighbours,
friends and fellow countrymen who can’t have first hand access to this
letter. Let my story be a lesson for whoever wants to lead this country
in the future. I am a mess and I messed up.
Signed:
Olusegun Obasanjo
Architect of Nigeria’s misfortune(s)